Picture NY Post Runs Its First Non-Dog-Related Headline for Michael Vick
They are showing amazing restraint.
Video Giants Player Spikes Ball Off of Random Guy's Face
The guy had to expect to be hit by an errant Eli Manning pass anyway.
Video Eli Manning Comments on Brandon Stokley's Large Package
One day he'll learn about the birds and the bees and realize he said an odd thing.
August 12, 2011 Column
Tweet of the Week
He's Either a Religious Punter or a Religious Dick
Video "Football Cops" Starring Peyton and Eli Manning
I fear Eli Manning thinks this is real.
Picture New York Post with a Predictably Subtle Plaxico Burress Headline
The Post would likely be willing to donate the money to pay his Giants or Jets salary.
Video The Giants Got the No. 1 Fan in the NFL Draft
He's probably jolly even after terrible Eli interceptions.
Picture Tiki And Ronde Barber In Happier Times
You can tell them apart because Tiki is the one who is unlikable.
Opinion A Very Manning Family Christmas
- Eli
Gee, thanks for my Sponge Bob knapsack, Santa!
- Archie
Okay, kid gift time is over. What did you get me?
(Peyton and Eli pick up a big box from under the tree and place it at their father's feet.)
- Archie
Wow! It's huge!
- Cooper
I chipped in for the paper and the bow.
- Archie
Who are you again?
- Cooper
Cooper. Your oldest.
- Archie
My oldest what? Failure?
- Cooper
No … son.
- Archie
Shut up, failure.
- Cooper
Yes, sir.
(Archie excitedly tears into the package and opens up the top of box. He pulls out a sweater.)
- Archie
What the? What is this? A f—king sweater?
- Peyton
Yeah, dad. We thought it would look good on you. You know, for TV. I got it at the best men's clothier in all of Indianapolis!
- Archie
Indianapo-? … let me tell you little turds something. I don't even like football, okay? I played it for you. I went to college for you. I toiled for years for that piece of crap Saints franchise for you. I learned all about the game for you. So one day I could raise two sons, teach them everything about the game, and they could go on to become the two highest-paid players in the NFL. Why? So they would be super rich and I could get some kickass Christmas gifts.
- Cooper
Umm … three sons, dad.
- Olivia
Shut up, Cooper. Your ashamed father is talking.
Video Eli Manning Throws a Press Conference and Nobody Shows
This happens to Cooper Manning all the time.
