They are showing amazing restraint.
The guy had to expect to be hit by an errant Eli Manning pass anyway.
One day he'll learn about the birds and the bees and realize he said an odd thing.
August 12, 2011 Column
Tweet of the Week
He's Either a Religious Punter or a Religious Dick
From @Weatherford5 AKA New York Giants punter Steve Weatherford
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I fear Eli Manning thinks this is real.
The Post would likely be willing to donate the money to pay his Giants or Jets salary.
He's probably jolly even after terrible Eli interceptions.
You can tell them apart because Tiki is the one who is unlikable.
Opinion A Very Manning Family Christmas
Gee, thanks for my Sponge Bob knapsack, Santa!
Okay, kid gift time is over. What did you get me?
(Peyton and Eli pick up a big box from under the tree and place it at their father's feet.)
Wow! It's huge!
I chipped in for the paper and the bow.
Who are you again?
Cooper. Your oldest.
My oldest what? Failure?
Shut up, failure.
(Archie excitedly tears into the package and opens up the top of box. He pulls out a sweater.)
What the? What is this? A fking sweater?
Yeah, dad. We thought it would look good on you. You know, for TV. I got it at the best men's clothier in all of Indianapolis!
Indianapo-? let me tell you little turds something. I don't even like football, okay? I played it for you. I went to college for you. I toiled for years for that piece of crap Saints franchise for you. I learned all about the game for you. So one day I could raise two sons, teach them everything about the game, and they could go on to become the two highest-paid players in the NFL. Why? So they would be super rich and I could get some kickass Christmas gifts.
Umm three sons, dad.
Shut up, Cooper. Your ashamed father is talking.
This happens to Cooper Manning all the time.