It's funny because they thought they were going to win.
The Sixers should go on a barnstorming tour there in actual barns.
Her favorite Yankee is David Wright.
The Giants were met with shouts of "You suck!", "I hate you!", "Die in a fire, a-holes!" and much worse during their several hours atop parade floats.
The Super Bowl XLVI champions also received many cheers of support from the New Yorkers lining the streets, but as NYPD commissioner Raymond Kelly explained, "angry drunks are much louder than happy drunks. So all the Jets fans drowned out the Giants fans. As you can imagine, Jets fans are pretty angry."
After reaching the AFC Championship Game each of the past two seasons, Jets head coach Rex Ryan predicted a Super Bowl title for his team in 2011. But the Jets missed the playoffs and saw their hometown rival Giants win their second title in five years.
"Get AIDS, Eli!" yelled Jets owner Woody Johnson when the parade float carrying Giants quarterback Eli Manning passed by. "I hope your neck breaks off, too, just like your ugly, choking brother!", he added as he hurled a brick at the Super Bowl MVP.
Who turned off my story box?
Maybe that's Cooper Manning. No one knows what he looks like.
"Geriatric Lady Gaga Impersonator" should be Madonna's new stage name.
It's like they won the Super Bowl or something.
Picture Flava Flav Hugging Tom Coughlin
They're friends because they run in the same circles.