Video Let's All Laugh at the Heartache of Patriots Fans!
It's funny because they thought they were going to win.
Picture New Hampshire is Andre Iguodala Country
The Sixers should go on a barnstorming tour there in actual barns.
News 50,000 Jets Fans Line the Streets of Manhattan to Give Giants Parade the Finger
The Giants were met with shouts of "You suck!", "I hate you!", "Die in a fire, a-holes!" and much worse during their several hours atop parade floats.
The Super Bowl XLVI champions also received many cheers of support from the New Yorkers lining the streets, but as NYPD commissioner Raymond Kelly explained, "angry drunks are much louder than happy drunks. So all the Jets fans drowned out the Giants fans. As you can imagine, Jets fans are pretty angry."
After reaching the AFC Championship Game each of the past two seasons, Jets head coach Rex Ryan predicted a Super Bowl title for his team in 2011. But the Jets missed the playoffs and saw their hometown rival Giants win their second title in five years.
"Get AIDS, Eli!" yelled Jets owner Woody Johnson when the parade float carrying Giants quarterback Eli Manning passed by. "I hope your neck breaks off, too, just like your ugly, choking brother!", he added as he hurled a brick at the Super Bowl MVP.
Video Fans Freaking Out About Their TV Getting Shut Off During the Super Bowl
Who turned off my story box?
Picture Eli Manning Has the Worst Wax Statue of All-Time
Maybe that's Cooper Manning. No one knows what he looks like.
Video The Taiwanese Animation of Super Bowl XLVI
"Geriatric Lady Gaga Impersonator" should be Madonna's new stage name.
Video Giants Very Celebratey on the Flight Home from Super Bowl XLVI
It's like they won the Super Bowl or something.
Picture Flava Flav Hugging Tom Coughlin
They're friends because they run in the same circles.
