He think players look much smaller than they used to.
Another possibility would have been capturing the heat energy from Ray Lewis' bullshit.
News Roger Goodell Accepts Invitation to Speak at a New Orleans Dark Alley "That is totally not a trap"
"I'm really excited," said Goodell before leaving. "I haven't exactly had the warmest welcome here in New Orleans due to all of the fallout from the bounty stuff, so I'm glad to see that maybe Saints fans are moving past it."
Goodell received a note, written ransom note style, under his hotel door this morning. It read:
You are invited to speak at an alley near Bourbon and St. Ann Streets on Thursday at 12 noon SHARP. Come alone.
This is totally not a trap or anything.
Signed, Really nice and safe people who wish you no harm
"It seemed nice and welcoming to me," the commissioner said of the note. "Most of the packages outside my door this week have been ticking or have powder all over them. I was happy to get one that wasn't dangerous."
Love of football and hatred of Roger Goodell unites all fan bases.
Picture Roger Goodell Sux Jersey
There's no reason this should be the best-selling jersey in America.
Picture RIP Baseball
The deciding game of our nation's pastime is no Saints-Broncos Week 8.
Picture Best Saints Fan Ever
The back of the shirt with KILL ROGER GOODELL is even better.
He put a bounty out on snaggle teeth.
Aw, come on, mom. You're embarrassing us.
He learned that language following Packers players on Twitter.