He bullied him in the womb, as well.
Brook Lopez is better at roller coasters.
Everyone who doesn't care about their appearance is essentially Anthony Davis for Halloween.
They're both happy to see some sort of hairline return.
In wrestling, it's legal to grab someone by the unibrow.
Picture Chris Kaman and a Dead Cat
Or: A Dead Cat and a Dead-Looking Chris Kaman.
Most were jokes, except the Carlos Boozer one was true.
They should have asked for the Top 5 adjectives for David Stern.