Where is Brady running to? Why, to a Barney's warehouse sale, dummy!
Picture White Vick, Black Brady
That Michael Vick sure is scrappy!
Belichick would follow no one on Twitter.
"Chad caught 93 passes for 1,440 yards in 2007," said Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. "He's 33 now and hasn't been anywhere close to those numbers the last three seasons, but I think he can really give the Giants some match-up problems in the Super Bowl being on the other side of the field as Randy Moss."
Haynesworth, who was just 26 four years ago, would form an impressive Patriots defensive line with Richard Seymour and Vince Wilfork, if it was 2007 and Seymour was still on the team.
"I know football, so I know that you can't control every little thing no matter how much you might want to," said Belichick, while blasting Beyonce's 2007 hit "Irreplaceable" on the locker room sound system. "All I can do is make this team the best 2007 football team there is, coach them up and then kick some Giant ass in the Super Bowl."
It will be hilarious when a German beats them in the Super Bowl.
Picture Chad O'Chocinco Patriots Jersey
He is finally spelling it fackin' right.
Picture Tom Brady as Tortured Artist
Now there's a guy who looks like an NFL football player.
Updated again with more embarrassment!
Now Gisele has heard the same girlish shriek his linemen are used to.