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October 5, 2010

News Tom Brady Debuts His New iCarly Hairdo

New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady used the bright lights of Monday Night Football to unveil his new hairdo, elegantly taking the field with a new cut inspired by the Nickelodeon 'tween show "iCarly".

"I love Justin Bieber most of all," said the 5-time Pro Bowl quarterback. "But my Bieber was getting long and I was, like, 'Ohmigod! If I let it keep growing I could look like iCarly!,' which is only my favorite actress on all of TV. So I did it! And I love it."

Brady passed for 153 yards and a touchdown in New England's win over the Dolphins, which is all head coach Bill Belichick says he cares about.

"I've grown embarrassed of having him on the team," said Belichick. "And he should be embarrassed for himself the way he looks. He's a laughingstock. That said, as long as he doesn't start losing a bunch of games for us, I'll put up with whatever humiliating hairdos he chooses as he works through this mid-life-crisis or multiple 13 year-old personalities disorder thing he's got going."

Brady, wearing an auburn blouse, capri pants and strappy heels to the post-game press conference, disputed reports that his wife, the model Gisele Bundchen, has final say over his appearance.

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September 27, 2010

Picture Gisele's cooking always gives Tom Brady the runs

It's a good thing she has such a great personality.

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August 30, 2010

Opinion 7 Other Surgeries Named After Athletes

Tommy John isn't the only athlete with a surgery named after him.


Here are a few others.


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May 11, 2010

Video Boston's Mayor is wicked retahded

I mean, just listen to that accent. Mayor Quimby thinks it's a bit over-the-top. Also, Mayor Stereotype doesn't know the difference between Jason Varitek and Adam Vinatieri. (VIDEO)

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January 11, 2010

News Patriots Unable to Overcome Drew Bledsoe's Injury

New England's stay in the postseason was brief thanks to a 33-14 first round playoff defeat at home to the Baltimore Ravens. But it's impressive the team even made it that far, say the Patriots and their fans, considering they've were stuck starting backup quarterback Tom Brady.


"Drew Bledsoe is our franchise quarterback — has been since we drafted him No. 1 overall in 1993," said Patriots owner Robert Kraft. "He's been to four Pro Bowls. So when you lose someone like him to injury and have to start a sixth round compensatory draft choice … well, that's tough to overcome. With Drew in there, I'm confident we would have won the Super Bowl."


Bledsoe went down to injury on September 23, 2001 on a brutal hit by Jets linebacker Mo Lewis, forcing the untested and lightly regarded Brady into the lineup. Despite flashes of good play, Brady was only able to win three Super Bowls in his nine seasons, failing almost 67-percent of the time. Sunday against the Ravens he proved again that he is not up to the challenge, going 23-for-42 for 154 yards, three interceptions and a lost fumble.


"Tom can't be expected to do more than what is realistic," said head coach Bill Belichick. "There's a reason someone is drafted in the sixth round. If we thought he was better than that or expected him to be great, we wouldn't have risked drafting him that late. I think he has done fairly well considering his obvious limitations."


Patriots season ticket holder Billy Flanigan, who left Sunday's loss halfway through the third quarter to go home and watch the Celtics, says New England would have crushed Baltimore if Bledsoe was in there.


"We're just not getting any breaks," he said. "Bledsoe had a rocket arm. He wouldn't be throwing those weak interceptions off his back foot like this scrub from Michigan. And of course the Jets tried to hurt Drew because they knew they might have to face us in the playoffs. The Patriots would never cheat like that."


With Bledsoe's status up in the air for the 2010 season, Flanigan says he knows what the Patriots need to return to their rightful home atop football.


"We need a few more of these Julian Edelman guys," said Flanigan. "I've been saying all along that he's awesome."

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