That was funny. Okay, it wasn't that funny. Jeez. CALM DOWN!
I don't get it. Why is he wearing a shirt? I think he'd be naked by now.
Sports nerds and Star Wars nerds finally unite.
Picture Little Baby Hates the Jets
Poor kid doesn't know the Patriots are also loathsome.
Picture Bill Belichick As A Boy
Why hasn't he changed at all? Oh, right. Because he's evil.
Brady won't get into the Procreating HOF at this pace. (via @MT)
"I am obviously a competitor, so you want to start every game," said Tom Brady. "But everyone knows that Bill is in charge around here so I just have to go along with the plan."
The Patriots don't have a third quarterback so Brady and Hoyer will need to quarterback complete games.
"The Super Bowl, if we make it that far, would give Tom an extra week of rest to get ready and I want my top guy starting that game," said Belichick. "It would also let Brian recover, too, so if we need to bring him in late like the Giants did with Tim Lincecum in the World Series, we have that option."
"I appreciate Bill's confidence in me," said Hoyer, 25, who has thrown only 42 passes in his two-year career. "But, umm I don't know if this is such a good idea. I feel very unprepared. I just don't see how I could win the AFC Championship Game."
At least he's not wearing his Ugg boots. (via KSK)
Let me guess: Gisele made you wear it.