American Sports Fans to Resume Hating Boston Teams in 36 Hours

Boston's sports teams were informed today that they will receive the support and cheers of America's sports fans for 36 more hours in the wake of the apprehension of the ... Continue Reading →

Ex-Pats LB Ted Johnson Says Vince Wilfork’s Wife is Ugly

Well there goes here dream of hooking up with Ted Johnson. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Texts Tom Brady Pictures of Himself Throwing Short Passes to Wes Welker

Tom Brady's cellphone lit up early this morning with a series of text message notifications. By the time he removed his silk Prada sleep mask and checked his phone, he had 11 ... Continue Reading →

Tom Brady: World’s Manliest Slider

He’ll UGG you up. Continue Reading →

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino Remains America’s Dumbest Politician

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Tom Brady is Now a Conehead

And he keeps his uglier kid on a leash. Continue Reading →

The Coolest Features of 8 NFL Stadiums

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Tom Brady Tries Again to Make UGGs Cool, Fails

That small white guy must be a new Patriots receiver. Continue Reading →

Wes Welker Gets Destroyed by Brandon Browner

He'll be okay. Tiny people have tiny nerves. Continue Reading →

Tom Brady Uses Naughty Language

That lady has a mouth on her. Hot. Continue Reading →

Replacement Ref Scores Winning Touchdown in Ravens-Patriots Game

Frustration with the NFL's replacement officials reached a fever pitch Sunday night when referee Carl Howard accidentally got in the way of a Joe Flacco pass in the end zone. ... Continue Reading →

Tom Brady’s Cool to the Max “Sunday Night Football” Photo

He’s been spending too much time with Rob Gronkowski. Continue Reading →

Worst Tattoo Ever is a New England Patriots Tattoo

Pro Tip: Don’t do rough drafts with tattoo needles on people’s skin. Continue Reading →

Rob Gronkowski Spike Fail

It's hard to hold onto the ball when your hands are covered in lube. Continue Reading →

NFL Players Now Openly Mocking Replacement Refs

Don't pick on a scab. Continue Reading →

Kickers Don’t Have Much to Adjust

They’re small everywhere. Continue Reading →

Rob Gronkowski Announces He’s Playing Shirtless This Season

New England Patriots tight end and bro's bro Rob Gronkowski announced today he intends to play the upcoming season without his jersey or any pads above the waist. "I've ... Continue Reading →

Bill Belichick Offers to Torture NFL Refs Until They Accept League Contract Offer

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick called NFL commissioner Roger Goodell this morning and offered to help him end the contract stalemate between the NFL and its referees. "Maybe, ... Continue Reading →