Robert Kraft Agrees to Give Vladimir Putin Tim Tebow in Exchange for Super Bowl Ring

An growing diplomatic incident between American football team owner Robert Kraft and Russian president Vladimir Putin was resolved today when the Kraft agreed to give Putin backup ... Continue Reading →

Why Three-Time Super Bowl Champion Bill Belichick is Wrong and Tim Tebow Sucks – by your friend Steve

Why Three-Time Super Bowl Champion Bill Belichick is Wrong and Tim Tebow Sucks by your friend Steve You gotta be kidding me? The Patriots signed Tebow? Is this some kind of joke? ... Continue Reading →
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Tim Tebow To Sign With Patriots, Pending Physical And Confirmation This Isn’t A F–king Joke

by Ross Snow League sources confirmed Monday afternoon that quarterback Tim Tebow has been signed by the New England Patriots, pending the quarterback's successful completion ... Continue Reading →

Tom Brady Shrieks with Delight Just as You Thought He Would

The celebration was unfortunately abandoned when he spotted a spider. EEEEEEEEK! Continue Reading →

Patriots Fan Air-Humps During NFL Draft

Apparently he's still happy about the Tom Brady pick Continue Reading →

American Sports Fans to Resume Hating Boston Teams in 36 Hours

Boston's sports teams were informed today that they will receive the support and cheers of America's sports fans for 36 more hours in the wake of the apprehension of the ... Continue Reading →

Ex-Pats LB Ted Johnson Says Vince Wilfork’s Wife is Ugly

Well there goes here dream of hooking up with Ted Johnson. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Texts Tom Brady Pictures of Himself Throwing Short Passes to Wes Welker

Tom Brady's cellphone lit up early this morning with a series of text message notifications. By the time he removed his silk Prada sleep mask and checked his phone, he had 11 ... Continue Reading →

Tom Brady: World’s Manliest Slider

He’ll UGG you up. Continue Reading →

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino Remains America’s Dumbest Politician

Wilcock and Gonk are as famous as KJ and Hondo Continue Reading →

Tom Brady is Now a Conehead

And he keeps his uglier kid on a leash. Continue Reading →

The Coolest Features of 8 NFL Stadiums

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Tom Brady Tries Again to Make UGGs Cool, Fails

That small white guy must be a new Patriots receiver. Continue Reading →

Wes Welker Gets Destroyed by Brandon Browner

He'll be okay. Tiny people have tiny nerves. Continue Reading →

Tom Brady Uses Naughty Language

That lady has a mouth on her. Hot. Continue Reading →

Replacement Ref Scores Winning Touchdown in Ravens-Patriots Game

Frustration with the NFL's replacement officials reached a fever pitch Sunday night when referee Carl Howard accidentally got in the way of a Joe Flacco pass in the end zone. ... Continue Reading →

Tom Brady’s Cool to the Max “Sunday Night Football” Photo

He’s been spending too much time with Rob Gronkowski. Continue Reading →

Worst Tattoo Ever is a New England Patriots Tattoo

Pro Tip: Don’t do rough drafts with tattoo needles on people’s skin. Continue Reading →