Looks like someone isn't sold on Gene Chizik yet. And needs a nap.
#1 The Coach From the Stands
"Choke up on that bat!"
"Set a better pick!"
"Aw, hell, we'll have to 'talk' about that one when we get home, won't we, son? This pussy league may not keep score because you're only six, but you and I both know damn well that you're losing 22-3. We'll see if you're a little hungrier for a win when I don't let you eat for the next four days."
#2 The Creepy Coach
His coaching methods may seem a bit unconventional at first, but it's like they always say: the team that showers together in front of the coach wins together in front of the coach. (No one has actually ever said that, but it sounds convincing, right?)
Two regional titles and 14 felony indictments later he'll be stripped of his position.
No, not the football kind of special. The other kind of special.
A player so good, he intentionally botches plays just to challenge himself.
ESPN's College GameDay is in Auburn, Alabama this week for Clemson vs. Auburn.
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Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez is expected to receive a verbal commitment today from Mychal James, a highly-touted junior quarterback from Chicago who has played bare-ass since the 6th grade.
Quarterback, running back, linebacker all positions on every college football team.
Every college football team has these nine players, too.
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#1 The Party Animal
This guy manages to keep his spot in the starting lineup even though every single person on campus has seen him drunk within the last week. It's hard to say which of his achievements is more legendary: his three-sack game against Penn State or the time he drank an entire bottle of Southern Comfort during Comm 101 and puked on the professor. The Party Animal often fills a dual role as the Football Player Who Sleeps Around a Lot, so maybe his actual biggest feat was singlehandedly sparking the Great Chlamydia Outbreak of '09.
This workout gets your abs and your neck.