January 18, 2013

Opinion Johnny Manziel is Letting Manti Te'o Borrow Some of His REAL Girlfriends

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January 17, 2013

Video Manti Te'o Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment

Does anyone know if Taiwan is real?

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January 17, 2013

Picture Donald Trump Gives Credit for the Manti Te'o Story

Donald Trump wants to see Manti Te'o's birth certificate.

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January 17, 2013

Picture Proof Manti Te'o Met His Online Girlfriend

He loved her for her personality.

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January 17, 2013

News Notre Dame's Heralded 2013 Recruiting Class a Hoax: "None of them exist"

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Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend is not the only hoax rocking the Notre Dame football program today. The program's 2013 recruiting class — currently ranked 3rd by ESPN and 4th by Scout — is also not real.

"This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with recruits I met online," said head coach Brian Kelly. "We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about them. To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating."

The hoax leaves Notre Dame without a single recruit for 2013, a development that will greatly impact the depth and future of the program.

"I smelled something fishy months ago," said one recruiting expert. "Notre Dame had a good season, but it was still their first good season in decades. There was no reason they should have been getting recruits of that level over one good season. Still, though, I didn't expect anything like this."

Kelly reportedly began receiving recruiting tapes from supposed high school stars in the late summer. He was wowed by what he saw and followed up with the "recruits," who quickly committed to Notre Dame. It turns out the highlights were of other players and that all the names were fictional. Investigators believe the hoax was perpetrated by a man in Tuscaloosa, Ala., named Nick.

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January 16, 2013

Opinion EXCLUSIVE: First Draft of Notre Dame's Statement on Manti Te'o

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January 11, 2013

Picture South Carolina is Still Very Much Enjoying Jadeveon Clowney's Hit

Should have put that ad in a Michigan newspaper.

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January 11, 2013

Opinion 8 Lines That Would Have Completely Changed Famous Sports Movies

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January 09, 2013

Video Lou Holtz Says Mean Words to Mark May

He may be, but at least he didn't pick Notre Dame to beat Alabama.

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January 09, 2013

Poll Who should make the final decision on whether an injured player should play?

Who should make the final decision on whether an injured player should play? poll results
  • the player -- players know what their bodies can handle, even if their decision-making abilities are possibly slightly impaired by being shot up with enough painkillers to kill a hippopotamus
  • head coach -- head coaches are just great at keeping sports in their proper perspective in life, so it's really doubtful they'd ever put a player in harm's way over what is essentially just a meaningless game
  • medical staff -- instead of playing sports their whole lives like real men, these nerds learned all about science and medicine so they're, like, experts on this crap
  • other -- maybe the decision should be given to an independent third party, like sports radio hosts or fans chanting "PUS-SY! PUS-SY! PUS-SY!"
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