Opinion Andy Reid and Les Miles: Comedy Duo
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the act you've all been waiting for — longer than you expected; I apologize again for their late arrival — Reid and Miles!
- crowd
(applause)
Reid and Miles take the stage and begin their routine.
- Reid
So I tell ya, Miles, I've been watching a lot of these baseball playoffs.
- Miles
Ya have, have ya?
- Reid
I have indeed. And I say, these boys sure do have some peculiar names!
- Miles
I see. Well, you gonna tell me what they are, Reid?
- Reid
Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third …
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To get to the other side.
Video Return of the Quack
Joey Harrington hasn't appeared in anything good since … Oregon.
Video Sideline Reporter Taken Out With Vicious Block
Your title specifically says "sideline." Stay there.
Playlist 5 Great Football Trick Plays
If you're not sort of cheating, you're not trying.
Opinion Suggested College GameDay Sign of the Week
ESPN's College GameDay is in Eugene, Oregon this week for Stanford vs. Oregon.
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October 1, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
Too Much Information / Size
From PITT kicker @KevinHarper39 to PITT kick returner @Csaddler5 …
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News "Alabama fans are rednecks," says blissfully unaware redneck Florida fan
"Alabama fans are nothing but a bunch of inbred bumpkins," said McIntyre, a lifelong Gators fan who lives in rural north Florida. "Don't leave any of your sheep around them or they'll get raped."
McIntyre himself has five sheep, as well as seven goats. "Ain't none of them been raped, not once," said McIntyre. "That's the difference between Florida fans and them 'Bama rednecks. Are me and my kinfolk attracted to them animals? Sometimes. Sure. But we don't do nothin' about it like they do."
September 30, 2010 Column
Stuff You Might Have Heard
Skill Position Player Beaten Up By Non-Skill Position Player
"For all the hype these skill position guys get, I thought I'd see how great they really are," said Kolcyzk, who punched Dyson from behind while the receiver was on the phone. "Not that great, it turns out. When he started spitting up blood I really lost all respect for him."
Dyson said he would consider suing Kolcyzk for the assault, but decided against it "because some day I'll be rich and playing in the NFL while he'll be stuck making minimum wage working at a lumber yard or something."
The teammates also sat down together to work through their differences and came to the agreement that quarterbacks are the biggest pussies of all.
Video The Greatest Generation Parties at Arizona State
He brought freedom to Europe and the Dougie to Tempe.
