PICTURE: Florida State’s “Red Lightning” is a Huge Hit with the Ladies

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Gus Malzahn Executed at SEC Headquarters for Shaming Conference with BCS Title Game Loss

Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn was stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs, according to a newspaper with close ties to SEC commissioner Mike ... Continue Reading →

Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany Points to Conference’s Six Consecutive Years of Not Losing BCS Title Game as Sign of Dominance

Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany bristled today at suggestions that the B1G remains a second-rate football conference that is increasingly becoming irrelevant following another losing ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Female Bama Fan Goes After Oklahoma Fans with Flying Attack from Above

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Nick Saban Admits He is Enjoying Seeing Alabama Fans Suffer

Despite being a heavy favorite in the Sugar Bowl, the Alabama Crimson Tide was dominated by Oklahoma Thursday night, losing 45-31 — the two-time defending national champion’s ... Continue Reading →

Application for Penn State Head Football Coach Job

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The Funniest Sports Media Moments and Failures of 2013

January Ed Werder opts for Andy Reid fat joke on SportsCenter … – – – – – Minnesota reporter lady gets run over on live TV … – – ... Continue Reading →

The Best Sports Faces of 2013

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PICTURE: Bama Baby with a Gun

Bama Gun Baby is the future president of Merica. Continue Reading →

If the Christmas Story Was About a Highly-Touted Recruit

Luke 2: 1-18 1 In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2 (This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was ... Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Are You Going to Watch This Bowl Game?

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The Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2013

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VIDEO: Steve Spurrier Humping an Exercise Ball – The Workout!

It’s none of our business what a man does with his exercise ball in a private gym. Continue Reading →

Application for Texas Longhorns Head Football Coach Job

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The 13 Least-Googled Sports Terms of 2013

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VIDEO: This is How They Train Their Young Sons for Football in the South

Cowboys or Texans? I don’t understand the question. Continue Reading →

Real Upworthy Headlines Adapted for Sports … That You Simply Won’t Believe!

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Jason White, Eric Crouch and Gino Torretta Assigned to Heisman Dinner Table in the Corner Again

Jason White, Eric Crouch and Gino Torretta will be sitting at the same table during the Heisman Trophy Dinner again this year, a source involved with planning the awards ceremony confirmed ... Continue Reading →