Senile Warren Buffett Offers $1 Billion to Anyone Who Gets Every Game Right in College Football Playoff

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett announced today that he will pay $1 billion to anyone who correctly picks every game in the inaugural college football playoff. Many close to the ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Arizona Center Pukes on Ball, Snaps it to His QB Anyway

Arizona’s football team will be the first to list player’s on an injury report with Ebola. Continue Reading →

PR Messaging for All 7 College Football Playoff Contenders

Alabama You don’t want to be on Nick Saban’s shit list. Continue Reading →

Report: Nebraska’s Bo Pelini Buyout Includes $17.3 Million Accrued in Swear Jar

In addition to the $7.7 million Nebraska owes Bo Pelini for firing him with four years left on his contract, it was reported today that the university also owes the coach the total ... Continue Reading →

Quiz: 10 Blind College Football Team Résumés

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Jameis Winston Accidentally Crushes a Rabbit to Death

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston tragically broke the neck of a rabbit he was petting today. Continue Reading →

Quiz: Is Your Favorite College Football Team Going to Get a Big-Name Coach?

It’s coach firing season in college football, which means it’s time for programs to try to fill their open jobs with the biggest names in coaching. Continue Reading →

What Athletes Are Thankful for This Thanksgiving

“The NFC South allowing me to remain employed.” – Mike Smith Continue Reading →

Virginia Tech Players Horrified to Learn Mascot was Eaten During Team Thanksgiving Meal

Virginia Tech’s football team gathered last night for a team Thanksgiving meal of turkey and stuffing, but the happy event took a dark turn when it was discovered the players ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Frank Beamer Celebrates Virginia Tech’s Humiliating 0-0 Overtime Game

“We’ve achieved the worst game ever! Success!” Continue Reading →

PICTURE: “Yale Cites Wikipedia” Sign at Harvard GameDay

Them’s nerd fighting words! Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Is Your Take HOT?!

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VIDEO: Old LSU Fan Yells His Teeth Out During Arkansas Game

Hey, your dentures flying out while you scream expletives happens to the best and/or oldest and angriest of us. No shame. Continue Reading →

5-Star Football Prospect “Insulted” by Getting Recruiting Letter from Michigan

Mason Landry, the 5-star wide receiver prospect from the Chicago area who is at the top of all the rankings for the 2016 class, says he was “insulted” by receiving a recruiting ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Cal’s “Marching” Fake Punt Play Could Use Some Work

They almost fooled USC into thinking the punter was going to … march in place? Continue Reading →

Analysis of College Football Fandom Map

The New York Times is out with county-by-county Facebook data revealing where college football is most popular in the United States. The research revealed that … wait for it … ... Continue Reading →
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Reports: Everyone Going to Bitch Until There’s a 64-Team College Football Playoff

According to numerous sources, everyone is just going to whine and bitch and moan until the College Football Playoff is expanded to a 64-team tournament. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: No One Pantses Opponents on the Field Like LSU

LSU: they eat grass and like to see ass. Continue Reading →