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Opinion Why All of Your NCAA Tournament Picks SUCK
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1. Kentucky – Yes, they have the most talent. John Calipari’s teams always have national title-quality talent. The problem is that they’re coached by John Calipari. Yet you’re still going to walk right into this one again and pick his team to win it all? Really? Wow. Did you ever hear the quote about how the definition of “insanity” is: “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”? Of course you haven’t heard that. Because you are a moron. And insane.
16. Mississippi Valley State/Western Kentucky – Regional universities within two of our nation’s poorest states. Oh, yeah. Those guys are probably a real force to be reckoned with, both on the court and in the classroom.
8. Iowa State – It seems like Cyclones fans storm the court after almost every victory. That proves even their own fans don’t expect them to win.
9. UConn – Remember how UConn surprised a lot of people by winning it all last year? It would be even more surprising if they won it all this year, what with the fact that they suck ass.
5. Wichita State – A 5-seed always loses in the 1st Round. Wichita State never advances far in the NCAA Tournament. You can probably figure out how this one ends.
12. VCU – VCU’s run last year was amazing. It’s not going to happen again. Sequels are always worse. 2012 VCU is the “Speed 2” of college basketball teams.
News Mitt Romney: "My NCAA bracket will draw a clear contrast with President Obama's bracket"
The former Massachusetts governor then went on to rail against President Obama’s bracket record.
“We all remember the hoopla about his bracket starting out in the top 99.8 percent last year,” Romney told a small crowd at a Mississippi campaign event. “Well, where did he end up? You didn’t hear the mainstream media talk about that, did you? That’s because President Obama did not get one team correct in the Final Four. Not one. Now, the president seems like a nice guy with a fine family. But the American people deserve better than 0-for-4 in the Final Four. A Mitt Romney presidency will do better.”
Romney has yet to release his bracket, but sources inside the campaign say his leaning towards a Final Four consisting of Harvard, Duke, BYU and Detroit.
Yet while Romney sought a bracket match-up with Obama, the three other remaining Republican candidates reminded voters about their own NCAA picks.
“Mitt is filling out a bracket on one of those fancy, online sites,” said Rick Santorum at a gather in Alabama. “Not me. I filled mine out with pen and paper just like regular, hard-working American people do all across this great country.”
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