March 12, 2012

Picture Anthony Davis' Mom Has a Unibrow Mask

She could tell her son to trim it ... or wear a mask celebrating it. Interesting choice.

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by DJ Gallo / March 13, 2012

Opinion Why All of Your NCAA Tournament Picks SUCK

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1. Kentucky – Yes, they have the most talent. John Calipari’s teams always have national title-quality talent. The problem is that they’re coached by John Calipari. Yet you’re still going to walk right into this one again and pick his team to win it all? Really? Wow. Did you ever hear the quote about how the definition of “insanity” is: “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”? Of course you haven’t heard that. Because you are a moron. And insane.

16. Mississippi Valley State/Western Kentucky – Regional universities within two of our nation’s poorest states. Oh, yeah. Those guys are probably a real force to be reckoned with, both on the court and in the classroom.

8. Iowa State – It seems like Cyclones fans storm the court after almost every victory. That proves even their own fans don’t expect them to win.

9. UConn – Remember how UConn surprised a lot of people by winning it all last year? It would be even more surprising if they won it all this year, what with the fact that they suck ass.

5. Wichita State – A 5-seed always loses in the 1st Round. Wichita State never advances far in the NCAA Tournament. You can probably figure out how this one ends.

12. VCUVCU’s run last year was amazing. It’s not going to happen again. Sequels are always worse. 2012 VCU is the “Speed 2” of college basketball teams.

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by DJ Gallo / March 12, 2012

News Mitt Romney: "My NCAA bracket will draw a clear contrast with President Obama's bracket"

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Leading Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today declared that he is ready to release his NCAA Tournament bracket, stating that “the American people will see a very clear contrast between the teams I am picking and the teams President Obama selects. They will understand that I have the sort of knowledge, experience and vision necessary to fill out a successful bracket, and therefore also make a successful president.”

The former Massachusetts governor then went on to rail against President Obama’s bracket record.

“We all remember the hoopla about his bracket starting out in the top 99.8 percent last year,” Romney told a small crowd at a Mississippi campaign event. “Well, where did he end up? You didn’t hear the mainstream media talk about that, did you? That’s because President Obama did not get one team correct in the Final Four. Not one. Now, the president seems like a nice guy with a fine family. But the American people deserve better than 0-for-4 in the Final Four. A Mitt Romney presidency will do better.”

Romney has yet to release his bracket, but sources inside the campaign say his leaning towards a Final Four consisting of Harvard, Duke, BYU and Detroit.

Yet while Romney sought a bracket match-up with Obama, the three other remaining Republican candidates reminded voters about their own NCAA picks.

“Mitt is filling out a bracket on one of those fancy, online sites,” said Rick Santorum at a gather in Alabama. “Not me. I filled mine out with pen and paper just like regular, hard-working American people do all across this great country.”

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Poll Which No. 1 seed in the NCAA Tournament is most likely to get upset?

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March 11, 2012

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March 11, 2012

Picture Anthony Davis Unibrow Cake

The average Kentucky resident eats brow hair for 50-percent of their diet. The rest is moonshine.

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by Staff / March 09, 2012

Opinion Flowchart: Does Your Team Have a Case for the NCAA Tournament?

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