Looks like someone isn't sold on Gene Chizik yet. And needs a nap.
#1 The Coach From the Stands
"Choke up on that bat!"
"Set a better pick!"
"Aw, hell, we'll have to 'talk' about that one when we get home, won't we, son? This pussy league may not keep score because you're only six, but you and I both know damn well that you're losing 22-3. We'll see if you're a little hungrier for a win when I don't let you eat for the next four days."
#2 The Creepy Coach
His coaching methods may seem a bit unconventional at first, but it's like they always say: the team that showers together in front of the coach wins together in front of the coach. (No one has actually ever said that, but it sounds convincing, right?)
Two regional titles and 14 felony indictments later he'll be stripped of his position.
The host seems nice. But he will destroy you if you mess up the clap.
They're saying what we're all thinking.
News Tweet of the Week
From @SASBMJ AKA Central Florida shooting guard Marcus Jordan
This is Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan averaged 8.0 points per game last season for lowly Central Florida, yet he is approximately 8.0 billion times better at basketball than he is at rapping. Observe.
"Now a trampoline looks pretty safe, doesn't it, Mom."
Picture Hilarious High School Photo
He didn't even play basketball in high school.
A few years ago Rick Pitino published a best-selling self-help book called "Success Is a Choice: 10 Steps To Overachieving In Business and Life."
It was an incredibly revealing book. Just take a look at the Table of Contents.