November 17, 2010

Video Found: One Asian Jordan

She's also more durable than Yao Ming.

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Filed Under   NBA   NCAAB
January 7, 2013

Opinion The 5 Players On Every College Basketball Roster


He may be the least athletic person on the entire campus, yet for some reason a cruel God placed him in a 7-foot body. And now your school's head coach and his ego foolishly believe they can form this giant freak into the next Wilt Chamberlain.

He'll never be more than a role player, hunched and wheezing as he plods down the court, and every point he ever scores will be thanks to entry passes deflecting off of his brick hands and into the hoop, but he will come through with some clutch fouls in his career. His biggest accomplishment will be convincing attractive girls on campus that he is a future NBA millionaire, when in fact all they really hooked up with was an asthmatic with a pituitary disorder.

Unlike the 7-foot freak, The Leaper is flush with athletic ability. He's quick, ripped and can jump out of the gym. If you could scientifically engineer a basketball player, this is who you would create.

Probably the only negative about The Leaper is that he's not actually all that good at basketball. He's great if you feed him on the fastbreak, but other than that he's kind of lost on the court and prone to turnovers and concentration lapses. Some people say he needs to work more on his game, but he does that already; he spends 5 hours a day working on dunking fundamentals.

It's paying off, too. Remember that dunk he had in his seven-turnover performance last year when your team was eliminated in the conference tournament? It's got more than a million YouTube views now. AWESOME!

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November 15, 2010

Picture Morehead State's Women's Basketball Coach is a Fancy Dresser

He's probably trying to distract people from the fact that he coaches at a place called Morehead State.

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November 11, 2010

Opinion If Sports Equipment Came With Directions

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November 9, 2010

Opinion Your OFFICIAL 2010-2011 College Basketball Pickup Lines

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October 22, 2010

Opinion 7 Famous Sports Logo PhotoBombs

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October 19, 2010

Picture Bill Self dressed up as Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice's hair was more realistic than Self's usual toupee.

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Kansas Jayhawks   Bill Self
October 18, 2010

Video Duke Basketball Rap As Bad As That Sounds

He says this song is for all the Duke haters. It should be for deaf people.

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October 14, 2010

Opinion Analyzing the new Ole Miss Rebel Black Bear mascot

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October 13, 2010

Opinion Flowchart: Do You Have An Unscrupulous Sports Agent?

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