December 14, 2010

News Michigan Loses Top Recruit Who's More Interested in Being a Leader Than a Legend

Big Ten Legends Division member Michigan lost one of its top 2011 recruits today when prep receiver Michael Tyrell announced he instead will play for Illinois of the Leaders Division.

"Much of being a legend is about fame," said Tyrell. "And while that's great, fame doesn't necessarily leave a positive impact on the world. Leaders do. So I wanted to play for a team that is associated with leaders. Let those other teams worry about being legends."

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Poll The Big Ten has named its new divisions Legends and Leaders. (Really.) What should they have named them?

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December 09, 2010

Picture Lon Kruger Reminds Everyone He Coaches in the Mountain WESTSIDE Conference

Beware the drive-by shooting. Switch to a zone defense.

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Filed Under   NCAAB   UNLV Rebels
December 01, 2010

Picture This Basketball Play Is Designed to Achieve Points, Orgasm

The guy at the top of the key gets the shot. (via Deadspin)

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Missouri Tigers
November 18, 2010

Picture Duke Players Are As Cool As Ever

He's Shelden Williams sexy.

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Duke Blue Devils
November 17, 2010

Video Found: One Asian Jordan

She's also more durable than Yao Ming.

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January 7, 2013

Opinion The 5 Players On Every College Basketball Roster


He may be the least athletic person on the entire campus, yet for some reason a cruel God placed him in a 7-foot body. And now your school's head coach and his ego foolishly believe they can form this giant freak into the next Wilt Chamberlain.

He'll never be more than a role player, hunched and wheezing as he plods down the court, and every point he ever scores will be thanks to entry passes deflecting off of his brick hands and into the hoop, but he will come through with some clutch fouls in his career. His biggest accomplishment will be convincing attractive girls on campus that he is a future NBA millionaire, when in fact all they really hooked up with was an asthmatic with a pituitary disorder.

Unlike the 7-foot freak, The Leaper is flush with athletic ability. He's quick, ripped and can jump out of the gym. If you could scientifically engineer a basketball player, this is who you would create.

Probably the only negative about The Leaper is that he's not actually all that good at basketball. He's great if you feed him on the fastbreak, but other than that he's kind of lost on the court and prone to turnovers and concentration lapses. Some people say he needs to work more on his game, but he does that already; he spends 5 hours a day working on dunking fundamentals.

It's paying off, too. Remember that dunk he had in his seven-turnover performance last year when your team was eliminated in the conference tournament? It's got more than a million YouTube views now. AWESOME!

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