News Person Named "Jimmer Fredette" Attempting To Be Taken Seriously
"Jimmer Fredette is as good a player as I've ever seen in the college ranks," said Utah coach Jim Boylen. "He's not one-dimensional. He can score from anywhere on the court. Probably most impressive is, that for someone named 'Jimmer,' he doesn't seem to piss his pants and I hear he can ride a bike with the training wheels off."
BYU head coach Dave Rose says having the name of a 3 year-old boy with glasses and a severe peanut allergy has driven Fredette to succeed and prove to people that he can do more than sit on the sidelines with his asthma inhaler reading books about dinosaurs.
Video Indiana Basketball Hits New Low With This Song
Fun Fact: None of the people in this video were alive when the "banners" were won.
Video Kid Hits Backwards Buzzer Beater
Eh. Anyone can do that at the end of the first half. Second half is more clutch.
Video Old Lady Gets Ejected from College Basketball Game
We can't be on our lawn, but she can't be at our game.
Opinion The Matchup: DI Athlete vs. DIII Athlete
JOB
D3: working at Father's construction company
D1: "working" at "Father's" "construction company"
GIRLS
D1: dating the current Ms. Alabama
D3: once got an HJ from the Ms. Guam 14th runner-up
CLASS
D3: taking 20 credits this semester
D1: no classes, but did take 20 credit cards this semester
Picture Girls Don't Like When You Call Them Conn'ts
He doesn't teach Women's Studies at Stanford. (via Deadspin)
Opinion 2010 Sports Punchline Honoree: Rick Pitino
Taking a look at the biggest sports punchlines of 2010…
According to various studies, the average person reads 225 words a minute. Some can obviously read more. Some, of course, read less. But most everyone falls in a range of 200 to 250 words a minute. What that means is that by the time you have finished reading this paragraph — this paragraph that contains 120 words — Louisville head basketball coach Rick Pitino could have had sex twice with some random woman on a table at an upscale Italian restaurant while one of his assistants sleeps on the floor within earshot of the happy couple. Larry Bird is not coming through that door. Kevin McHale and Robert Parish aren't coming either. But Rick Pitino is. Down his pants leg. And fast.
