Picture The Syracuse Orange Is A Big Perv
Having sex with him is committing plantiality.
Picture VCU Band Member As Cool As a Band Member
This one time at band camp he peed through his uniform pants.
Opinion Transcript: Inside the "NAPA Know How" Ad Pitch Meeting
- NAPA CEO
I appreciate you coming all the way out here. We've never had a big city advertising agency, but we think it's time we do a campaign that gets us noticed.
- Ad Exec
Glad to hear it. We think we've got just the campaign for you. In fact, we're so confident that we have already gone ahead and shot the entire commercial.
The Ad Exec dims the boardroom lights and plays the "NAPA Know How" ad on a large, flatscreen television. Once the 30-second spot ends, the Ad Exec turns the lights back on.
- Ad Exec
Well, what did you think?
- NAPA CEO
I … I don't even know what to say. No, I do: I hated every second of it. I want to take one of those pistons he was holding and shove it directly into my ears, rupturing my eardrums and then continue pushing it all the way into my brain to destroy the memory I have of watching it.
- Ad Exec
Perfect! That is exactly what we were going for!
Picture The Greatest Fan At The NCAA Tournament
She is also a big South Carolina fan. (via Total Pro Sports)
News Butler Bulldogs Considering Offers to Relocate to a Bigger Market
"Sports at this level are a business," said Butler athletic director Barry Collier. "And we have to make the best business decision for our team. We have established ourselves as a premier program and bigger markets have come calling. We're hot right now. It's not the time to sit still."
Butler is currently located in Indiana, seven miles from Indianapolis — a mid-sized city in the Midwest — but is now weighing offers from New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and Miami, among other locations.
"I love it here," said Butler head coach Brad Stevens. "But imagine the media coverage we'd get having this success in New York. Not to mention what they could pay me there. I know it would definitely be enough to keep me at Butler for a long time."
Video Sports Reporter Almost Run Over During Live Broadcast
He almost also reported from the scene of a hit-and-run.
Picture VCU's Website Editor Is A Big Charlie Sheen Fan
It's too bad all of VCU's players will test positive for drugs.
