College Obama would find this hilarious.
Video FGCU's Andy Enfield Skillfully Avoids Question About Whether His Players are Attracted to His Wife
"Guys, why don't you want to see her blouse modeling photos?"
That sounds like a f-ing fine from the FCC.
A banner with a GIF on it would be pretty cool.
"You will tire of hearing about them and get sick of being told that head coach Andy Enfield is a genius," reads the report. "Also, you will grow increasingly jealous of him because he is a multimillionaire and is married to a supermodel. The FGCU fatigue mixed with jealousy will result in you completely loathing the program."
While you currently love the Eagles' smiling, fun-loving, alley-ooping style of play, that will come to an end in a short time. According to the report, this same style when seen through the lens of long-term success will appear to be arrogant and showboating and disrespectful to their opponents.
"Learn to play basketball the right way," you'll say, possibly after they knock your favorite team out of the NCAA Tournament three years from now. "This is playground basketball."
News America's Bandwagon Fans Paying Extra for Overnight Shipping on Their New Florida Gulf Coast T-Shirts
"I paid $34.95 for next day delivery," said Jeff Horman, a Peoria, Ill., resident who sports Yankees, Heat and Patriots tattoos on his calves. "The shirt itself only cost $16.99. But I need to get it as soon as possible because who knows if they'll keep advancing. If I waited for standard five-day delivery, they could be eliminated by the time the shirt arrives. Then I'd have no use for the shirt because they'd be losers."
Horman also said he wants to stat wearing his shirt immediately because his co-workers have started taunting him for being a "bandwagon fan."
"It's ridiculous. I'm not a bandwagon fan," he said. "I just like teams who care enough to win. That's why I want to show them that I've been with FGCU from the start. The start being when I heard of them last week during the Georgetown game. If I can get them to believe that, maybe they'll leave me alone about me wanting to replace my Patriots tattoo with an Alabama football tattoo."
Nothing is realer than Nerf.