March 25, 2011

Video Marquette Basketball Rap Befitting the Milwaukee Rap Scene

They're Jesuit / so you know they're the shiz … nit. Word.

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Marquette Golden Eagles
March 25, 2011

News Jimmer Fredette Feeling the Pressure to be the White Superstar of the NBA D-League

With his college career at an end and the NBA Draft around the corner, BYU legend Jimmer Fredette admits he is feeling the pressure to become the first white, American basketball superstar since Larry Bird.

"We live in a little bit of a bubble in Provo, but we're not completely separated from the rest of the world," said Fredette. "I hear the talk. I know that, right or wrong, some people are really pulling for me because of the color of my skin. But there are good players in the NBA D-League. I don't know if I can go in there and just dominate."

Fredette says he knows he will be drafted and fully intends to try to forge a career in the regular NBA, but believes his best shot to be a game-changer is in the D-League.

"All the hopes and expectations placed on me does not change the fact that I am a 6-foot-2 shooting guard who is a gunner and can't play defense at all. I mean, even a little bit," said Fredette. "At the absolute max of my potential I could maybe be like J.J. Redick in the NBA. That's far short of the hopes people have for me. But have me playing teams like the Fort Wayne Mad Ants and the Erie Bayhawks every night? That's pretty much the same quality as the Mountain West Conference. I might be able to tear it up."

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Filed Under   NBA   NCAAB   Jimmer Fredette   BYU Cougars
March 25, 2011

News Rest of NCAA Tournament Canceled with Duke Successfully Eliminated in the Sweet 16

The Duke Blue Devils were knocked out of the NCAA Tournament in the Sweet 16 on Thursday night, bringing the 2011 tournament to an early — but wildly successful — end.

"I'd like to thank all of the teams who participated in this year's effort to have Duke's season end hilariously in defeat on national television, or — as it's better known: the NCAA Tournament," said NCAA president Mark Emmert. "I think this will go down as one of the greatest tournaments of all-time. I mean, they got killed. It was great!"

Emmert also extended a special mention to the Arizona Wildcats for "putting a stake through the heart of the great satan."

Arizona head coach Sean Miller said his team felt like champions.

"This is what any basketball player dreams about growing up: destroying Duke in the NCAA Tournament, repeatedly dunking on their heads and just humiliating them in front of the whole nation," said Miller. "My guys are on top of the world. Because Duke is on the bottom."

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Arizona Wildcats   Duke Blue Devils
March 25, 2011

Picture Why Must the People of Wisconsin Hate The Jimmer?

The Cheeseheads have restricted the growth of their brains.

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March 25, 2011

Picture Wild/Lolcats Enjoy the Duke Loss

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Arizona Wildcats   Duke Blue Devils
March 24, 2011

Picture Tennessee Fans Keeping It Real By Being Illiterate

They probably can't even spell "mullet." (via Rocky Top Talk)

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Tennessee Volunteers   Bruce Pearl
March 24, 2011

Opinion If Sports Equipment Came With Disclaimers

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Filed Under   NBA   golf   NCAAB   bowling   lacrosse
March 22, 2011

News Ali Farokhmanesh Not Getting Laid Nearly As Much As He Was This Time Last Year

It's only been 12 months since Ali Farokhmanesh led Northern Iowa into the Sweet 16 with clutch 3-point shooting and an upset over No. 2 seed Kansas. But Farokhmanesh says it feels like an eternity ago.

"Last March I was getting the finest tail in all of Northern Iowa," says Farokhmanesh. "From farmer's daughters to farmer's sisters to farmer's wives. There was even a farmer's mother. Thankfully, he was a younger farmer."

But today, while the 2011 Sweet 16 is set to open, Farokhmanesh finds himself far removed from being the king of the upper-third of the state of Iowa. Undrafted by the NBA, the 6-foot is scraping by playing for SAM Massagno Basket of the Swiss league.

"Honestly, I chose to play for the Swiss league because I hoped Swiss milk maids would be as into me as Iowa milk maids," says Farokhmanesh. "But the girls here never heard of me. They never heard of the NCAA Tournament or Northern Iowa. To them I'm just the little guy with the weird name who sits on the bench."

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Northern Iowa Panthers
March 22, 2011

Picture The Syracuse Orange Is A Big Perv

Having sex with him is committing plantiality.

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Syracuse Orangemen   cheerleaders
March 22, 2011

Picture VCU Band Member As Cool As a Band Member

This one time at band camp he peed through his uniform pants.

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Filed Under   NCAAB   VCU Rams