Video Kid Who Can't Jump Tries to Dunk Over Basketball Rack
Another foot or two and he totally had that.
Video High School Dunk Contest Goes Horribly Wrong
Elementary school dunk contests are usually even worse.
News Nike Announces They're All Out of Basketball Shoe Design Ideas
"For decades we've been killing ourselves trying to come up with original look after original look for a functional item that is about 12 inches by four inches," said Charlie Denson, president of Nike Brand. "It's just not possible after a while."
Designers met earlier this week to plan the 2013 fall line and quickly made the decision.
"We were in the design meeting and realized that every new idea had already been done," said Denson. "Suddenly we all just kind of said: 'You know what? We've done everything that's possible. Everything. There is nothing else to do. F—k it. We're done.'"
Nike founder Phil Knight said he is "100-percent on board with the decision."
"You know, this has actually been a long time coming," said Knight. "You can only make a shoe so many ways. You can only add so many seams or zippers or color patches or straps or goddam air pockets. We've done it all. Every combination and permutation. We could sell some slightly modified crap and pretend it's new, but we would never do that here at Nike. That's now how we operate."
Video Gonzaga Fan Shoots Worst Half Court Shot Ever
He needs to work on his upper body strength.
Video Illinois Player Makes Lay Up While Laying Balls on Opponent's Face
That was rude. He should have jumped completely over him.
News Big East Retakes Boston College in Daring Midnight Raid
"Boston College is again Big East territory," said Big East commissioner Mike Aresco, speaking on video after the attack was complete from the office of deposed Boston College athletics director Brad Bates, the commissioner covered in blood and residue from explosions. "Let this be a warning for those who continue to try to pillage our conference: we will fight back, we will not quit and we will be victorious."
The feed then went out after Aresco used a sword to cut off the head of Boston College mascot Baldwin the Eagle.
Video Penn State Basketball Player Air Balls Free Throw
It's actually one of the best shots in Penn State basketball history.
Picture World's Most Confusing Basketball Court
It's a lot easier to block a lay-up attempt with a tennis racket.
News Nick Saban Pranks Big East by Telling Them Alabama Wants to Move There
"You should have seen the shit-eating grin on Nick's face while he was making the call," said an Alabama staffer who witnessed the conversation. "The whole time he was rolling his eyes and making wanking motions with his free hand. I thought it was really rude to a conference that is going through a hard time, but I didn't want to say anything or I'd lose my job or worse."
Aresco was reportedly ecstatic to receive the call from the Alabama coach.
"Oh, wow. Are you serious, Mr. Saban? You really want to join the Big East? That would be outstanding!" Aresco said.
"Hell, yeah. I'm serious," Saban replied, faking sincerity and enthusiasm. "I really like the nationwide conference you guys are building there. You stretch from UConn down to South Florida over to Tulane up to Boise State and all the way out to San Diego State. No other conference has that kind of footprint."
"Exactly! That's what I've been telling everyone!" Aresco almost yelled. "Oh, man, Nick. It's so good to hear someone like you say that. I have to tell you, we've had some really terrible days and months here. It's been ugly. People are worried the conference is going to die, that they're going to lose their jobs. But getting you? Getting Alabama? We're going to be just fine. More than fine, in fact. Oh, praise Jesus."
