Video Screaming Lady Ruins Epic Spurs-Warriors Playoff Game
And on it went for 45 minutes, somehow without anyone murdering her.
Picture Derrick Rose's United Center Statue
It's dedicated to all those who just don't feel mentally right some days.
News Chicago Bulls' HR Director Informs Derrick Rose That He's Out of Personal Days
"We're only into the first week of May and already Derrick has used all of his personal days for 2013," said Trigman. "I had him in my office today to inform him of this. Considering he does not have a doctor's note allowing him to not work, we consider his absences to be personal days. I also informed him of this in writing so it's in his file now."
Rose sustained a knee injury last year, but was cleared by doctors to return to work two months ago. Despite taking part in practices, he has not worked one game night.
"I don't know, I'm just going through some stuff mentally," said Rose. "I was hoping this was the kind of company that would want me to work at 100-percent. I made it clear to the HR lady that I am willing to work from home while I continue to recuperate mentally, but she said there is not a way to play basketball on the couch."
Video "Unnecessary Censorship" Featuring Jason Collins and Tim Tebow
It might end up being the best offer Tebow gets.
Opinion Names of People Who Came in Dead-Last in NBA Awards Voting Since 2000
2000
MVP
Winner name: Shaquille O'Neal
Dead-last name: Darrell Armstrong
Most Improved Player
Winner name: Jalen Rose
Dead-last name: Bob Sura
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2001
MVP
Winner name: Allen Iverson
Dead-last name: Anthony Mason
Rookie of the Year
Winner name: Mike Miller
Dead-last name: Darius Miles
Most Improved Player
Winner name: Tracy McGrady
Dead-last name: Alvin Williams
Picture Bros Take Photos with Passed Out Craig Sager
He does not own a single piece of non-awful clothing.
Picture Pantsless Kid Strolls Through Houston Rockets Pregame Show
Clearly just a ploy to pander to the toddler boy market.
News Derrick Rose Says He Will Return for Game 8 or the Gold Medal Round
"The guys have shown they can win without me," said Rose, who tore his ACL more than a year ago and was cleared by doctors to play two months ago. "But I think I can contribute under the right circumstances."
Rose says he talked to Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau this morning and assured him that he will return if the Brooklyn-Chicago series goes to a "Game 8" or if the Bulls reach the "gold medal round of the playoffs."
"I told him: 'Thanks so much, Derrick. Way to step up for the team,'" said Thibodeau. "'No one will think you're a pussy now.' Of course, these are things I have to keep saying publicly. I of course personally think he's being a pussy and don't know if I can ever trust him as a player again. But publicly: 'The Chicago Bulls continue to stand behind Derrick Rose's personal timeline for his return.' Make sure you quote me on that part."
News NBA Requests That All Insults of Carmelo Anthony's Wife be Submitted in Writing Prior to Tip-Off
"I get that opponents want to say horrible things about Carmelo's wife," said Stern. "They have made that abundantly clear. Insulting LaLa has become part of the fabric of this great game. I just request that it be taken care of before the game begins, so we don't have any incidents in the final minutes or postgame when players should be focusing more on basketball and not quite as much on good zingers about Mrs. Anthony."
The Boston Celtics expressed disappointment in Stern's mandate.
"I'll be honest: I know I have almost no shot of winning another ring with the Celtics," said Kevin Garnett. "The only reason I'm still playing is to say stuff to Carmelo about LaLa during games."
Yet minutes after Stern's announcement, the Celtics submitted 78 pages of cruel jokes about Carmelo's wife.
"We have a lot of material," said Celtics guard Jordan Crawford. "We would have sent more, but our printer ran out of ink."




