May 09, 2013

Picture Chris Anderson Can See Inside You

So this is what prison must be like.

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Filed Under   NBA   Miami Heat   Chris Andersen
May 09, 2013

Picture TV Tim Duncan Smells Fan's Neck

Santa's beard probably holds more smells.

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Filed Under   NBA   San Antonio Spurs   Tim Duncan
May 09, 2013

Picture Dwyane Wade Dresses Like Don Cherry and Craig Sager's Adopted Son

Grandma will be pissed to see what he did to her couch.

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Filed Under   NBA   Miami Heat   Dwyane Wade
May 08, 2013

Picture Joakim Noah Gets a Post-Ejection Bird

The security guard hates his job.

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Filed Under   NBA   Chicago Bulls   Miami Heat   Joakim Noah
May 08, 2013

Video Spike Lee VideoBombs Reggie Miller

Well, that totally pays him back for knocking the Knicks out of the playoffs.

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From Staff / May 8, 2013

Opinion The 23 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time

#1 — Buster Douglas for SafeAuto

Mike Tyson's loss to Buster Douglas was humiliating. But it got exponentially worse when Douglas' commercial for SafeAuto came out.

Douglas' two claims to fame will forever be: 1) Upsetting Mike Tyson; 2) Being featured in the only TV commercial ever filmed on flip phone.

#2 — Pete Rose's SUPERCHARG'R Energy Bar

Don't have the necessary energy to call in a bet on the baseball team you're managing? You know what you need? Carob! In the late 70s and early 80s Charlie Hustle endorsed the SUPERCHARG'R Energy Bar, a snack that was so cram-packed with energy that it didn't even have time for all of its vowels.


Of course, since we're talking about Rose, there was a bit of sleazy misdirection at play. The bar's wrapper touted the carob-coated treat as "nature's answer to candy," but it also listed the snack's ingredients. First on the list? That most natural of ingredients: high fructose corn syrup. Candy historians have speculated that the bar finally died off after a disastrous "Send in 10 Wrappers, Get a Free Pete Rose Haircut" promotion.


As part of Rose's continuing commitment to serving children healthy snacks, he also endorsed Kool-Aid:

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Filed Under   NBA   tennis   MLB   NFL   boxing   misc
May 07, 2013

Video Gregg Popovich Remains the King of Sideline Interviews

David Aldrich possesses a sincere giggle of a great joy. Good for him.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   San Antonio Spurs   Gregg Popovich
May 07, 2013

Picture Marco Belinelli Makes Big Balls Gesture

Just a normal day in Italy.

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Filed Under   NBA   Chicago Bulls   Marco Belinelli

Poll Is it time to panic after losing that playoff game?

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Filed Under   NBA   NHL
May 07, 2013

Video Screaming Lady Ruins Epic Spurs-Warriors Playoff Game

And on it went for 45 minutes, somehow without anyone murdering her.

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