A great shoe for kids!
It's like a regular Lebron dunk. But farther south!
Unfortunately, he also has a terrible basketball team.
Picture Feel like throwing up?
Of course you do. And you're not even the one kissing Khloe Kardashian.
Picture The Best Dream Shaq Ever Had
If this was Inception, Shaq's dreams would go deeper into a deep-dish pizza.
This is probably the best way for him to not get injured.
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And largely due to the fact that it will include Detlef Schrempf.
#1 The Coach From the Stands
"Choke up on that bat!"
"Set a better pick!"
"Aw, hell, we'll have to 'talk' about that one when we get home, won't we, son? This pussy league may not keep score because you're only six, but you and I both know damn well that you're losing 22-3. We'll see if you're a little hungrier for a win when I don't let you eat for the next four days."
#2 The Creepy Coach
His coaching methods may seem a bit unconventional at first, but it's like they always say: the team that showers together in front of the coach wins together in front of the coach. (No one has actually ever said that, but it sounds convincing, right?)
Two regional titles and 14 felony indictments later he'll be stripped of his position.