It's definitely better than this game, which never even made it into stores:
Chances are he dislocates his shoulder taking that shirt off.
Video Found: One Asian Jordan
She's also more durable than Yao Ming.
How do they not know one of the most boring players of all-time?
The Miami Heat issued their fans the following tip sheet last week:
Now they're coming out with more helpful tips for everyone else in the arena:
November 12, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
Who Doesn't Like Imagining Their Mom Giving HJ's?
From @Oneandonlycp3 AKA New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul
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"It's a disappointing loss," said James. "Sure, it would have been nice to have won an NBA title or two by now, but maybe that's not realistic."
The Heat are 5-4 with none of their victories coming in the playoffs or NBA Finals, meaning they remain 73 regular season games and a full postseason away from being able to come together as a team and prove themselves.
"Not only that, but we all have six-year deals," said Wade. "We probably can't be truly evaluated until after those six years are over. I mean, what if we had won an NBA title in our regular season opener this year but then never won one again? That would be a failure, right? But what if we start this season 5-4, like we have, and still win 3 or 4 titles in the next 6 years that would be pretty good, right? I'm honestly asking. I'm so overcome with personal failure right now I can't think straight."
James said he didn't want to focus on Miami's many failings.
He probably got those from a South Beach retirement home. (via @bubbaprog)