Wait. Why does he have a tattoo? Has he done time? He's not a viable candidate.
Looks more like he dressed as an incredibly bad decision to me.
Because he is an embarrassment.
As Grizzlies guard O.J. Mayo was dribbling up the court on a fastbreak, NBA commissioner David Stern walked to center court and asked for everyone's attention. The confused players slowly stopped playing and gathered around Stern.
"Yeah, I've got some bad news," said Stern. "The Grizzlies don't exist anymore as of O.J.? You want to make that layup first?"
Mayo attempted the layup, but missed.
"Well, that's fitting," continued Stern. "Anyway, as of now, the Grizzlies don't exist anymore. Just wanted to let you know. Okay then. Have a good night."
Suck it, Barkley.
"We're really happy with the ad," said K-Swiss brand manager Roger Daniels. "Of course, we would have liked to get Don Johnson like in Lebron's Nike ad. But at K-Swiss we don't really have Don Johnson money."
Despite the low budget and secondary figures in Bosh and the character known as Tubbs, the K-Swiss spot is piling up views on the Internet.
Picture Dwight Howard Gets Baptized
Wade got Lebron and Bosh this offseason, but Howard got Jesus.
Picture Awesome Halloween Costume
And the parents are dressed as bad parents. Neat. (h/t Basketball Jones)