Greg Oden = Christmas Tree
Like Greg Oden, the Christmas tree starts the season tall, strong and full of promise. But before long, they're both decaying in front of your eyes and you eventually have to just put them out on the curb with the trash.
It's a revolutionary kind of injury prevention.
Surely there are ways to support Big Baby without terrifying everyone.
The defender got to sample J.R. Smith's Christmas nuts.
He's probably a Congressman.
Even Tiger Woods doesn't celebrate this poorly.
Wilson Chandler needs to brush his teeth more often.