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February 23, 2011

Video Video Evidence The NBA Tried To Kill Justin Bieber

This is David Stern's greatest conspiracy yet.

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February 23, 2011

Video Blake Griffin's Car Dunk In Slow-Mo

It's like the Kia never even moved.

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Filed Under   NBA   Los Angeles Clippers   Blake Griffin
February 12, 2013

Opinion The 10 Kids On Your Youth Basketball Team

The Rich Kid had gear that everyone envied. His sneakers cost $150. He wore authentic NBA and NCAA shorts to practice. His gym bag was bigger and more luxurious than your bedroom. Even his water bottle shamed yours. Which was appropriate because, while he dressed like an NBA player, his playing ability was close to water boy level.

Maybe his rich parents should have sprung for some instructional camps, too. Oh, they did? And a personal trainer, too? Wow, he was truly terrible at basketball.

While some kids watched Sesame Street or Baby Einstein as a baby, this kid was apparently raised watching AND1 Mixtape Tour tapes. He never saw a shot he didn't like and no one can remember if he ever threw one pass that wasn't a "no look" or behind-the-back pass.

He led the team in scoring, but he also led the team in shot attempts (by 150) and, if turnovers were tracked in biddy basketball, would have set a league record with 17.4 per game. But it's not how he filled up the stat sheet that everyone remembers. It's that one game when he had a breakaway layup and tried a 360 from the free throw line, only to airball the attempt 11-feet short of the rim.

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Filed Under   NBA   NCAAB
February 22, 2011

Poll Who is the best player in the NBA?

Who is the best player in the NBA? poll results
  • Blake Griffin -- he has the physical ability to one day re-write the record books, as long as he also has the mental ability to leave the Clippers as a free agent
  • Lebron James -- he has every physical trait you could want in a player; he also has intangibles like drive, confidence and general douchebaggery
  • Dwyane Wade -- he's not even the best player on his team, but he's earned the right to be on this list and not voted for
  • Dwight Howard -- he's an elite talent and he genuinely loves basketball, which is also sort of a problem: I mean, stop smiling, guy! This is a game! It's not supposed to be that fun!
  • Derrick Rose -- he's building his own legacy in Chicago, which will probably prompt Michael Jordan to say something really dickish soon about how Rose isn't as good as he was
  • Kevin Durant -- he's the rare young player who is legitimately good and not just a by-product of the Oklahoma City media hype machine
  • Kobe Bryant -- he just won MVP of the All-Star Game, proving his 40% effort is superior to every other top player's 40%
  • Carmelo Anthony -- he's not in the same league as guys like Kobe and Lebron but ... wait, check that: he's now super-great because he plays in New York!
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February 22, 2011

News New York Arts Scene Celebrates Arrival of LaLa Vazquez

New York City now has the elite creative talent the town has long been lacking. It was announced Monday night that LaLa Vazquez — a disc jockey and occasional reality TV show host — will be making her full-time residence in New York. Vazquez made the move after her husband was transferred to play for a professional basketball team in town.

Vazquez, who was born in Brooklyn but has not lived in the city full-time since the late '90s, is expected to reinvigorate New York's arts scene with her return. In addition to her DJ'ing gigs and hosting such shows as MTV's Total Request Live and VH1's Flavor Of Love, she has also acted in the movies Urban Massacre and Soul Plane, and appears as the dean on VH1's Charm School With Ricki Lake.

"This is huge for New York and for the arts in general," said Michael Fleeson, Arts editor for the New Yorker. "Just having someone with LaLa's talent here will inspire others to expand the bounds of human creativity and expression."

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Filed Under   NBA   New York Knicks   Carmelo Anthony
February 22, 2011

Picture Chris Bosh is the Boshtrich

He is the Heat's third option, but at least he has their best nickname.

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Filed Under   NBA   Chris Bosh   Miami Heat
November 6, 2012

Opinion Our 7 Greatest President Athletes

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Gerald Ford

Gerald Ford was a star football player at Michigan. Mercifully, he died in 2006 — a full season before Rich Rodriguez took over the Wolverines.

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February 21, 2011

News Dunk Champion Wows Judges By Dunking His Own Kidney

Los Angeles Clippers rookie Blake Griffin brought some creativity and originality back to the NBA Slam Dunk Contest by being the first player in the contest's history to slam one of his own organs through the rim.

Griffin's kidney was removed in a dramatic pre-dunk scene in which TNT host Kenny Smith cut the organ out of Griffin's side while a choir dressed as zombies moaned in the background. Then, with his left side still open with blood and entrails pouring out, Griffin took his kidney from Smith, held it above his head to the delight of the roaring crowd, and then took two steps and dunked the organ, smashing it to the floor below.

The judges gave it perfect 10s, except for Julius Irving, who scored it a 9.

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Filed Under   NBA   Los Angeles Clippers   Blake Griffin