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VIDEO: Gregg Popovich Stunned by the Stupidity of David Aldridge’s Question

Go beat yourself up, Aldridge. You deserve it. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Charles Barkley Thinks Manu Ginobili is from the European Nation of Argentina

The greatest European player ever? Has to be Hakeem Olajuwon. Continue Reading →
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Thunder Credit Turnaround to Playing in Honor of Deceased Teammate Serge Ibaka

The Oklahoma City Thunder were left for dead after falling down two games to none to the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals, getting thoroughly beaten in each game. But the team ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Frank Vogel Screams at Shane Battier Mid-Shot

Come on, Frank Vogel. That sort of stuff is great to do if you’re coaching against kids. But pros like Shane Battier play right through it. Continue Reading →
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Heat Ask Lance Stephenson to Deliver Pre-Game Motivational Speech Before Game 5

The Miami Heat have asked Pacers guard Lance Stephenson to address the team before their Game 5 matchup in the Eastern Conference Finals on Wednesday night in Indiana. “Lance ... Continue Reading →
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Thunder Agree to Play Games 3 and 4 as Heat Scout Team to Help Spurs Prepare for NBA Finals

After a humiliating 35-point Game 2 defeat to the San Antonio Spurs in the Western Conference Finals that saw them fall down 2-0 in the series, the Oklahoma City Thunder have agreed ... Continue Reading →

10 Ways to Fix the NBA Draft Lottery

Have attractive girls represent every team at the lottery and no one will complain about anything. Continue Reading →
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11 Pickup Lines from Twitter Creepers That Are Sure to Work on Mallory Edens

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5 Fictional Characters That Would Have Made Great Athletes

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Joey Crawford Tops NBA Referee Jersey Sales Again

Joey Crawford’s jersey again topped NBA referee jersey sales this season. The rankings are based on sales figures and were released by NBAShop.com this morning.  Continue Reading →
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“Wear Sunscreen” Graduation Speech, Presented by Athletes

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Team Tweets Out 17 Brand-Strengthening Photos During Trip to Children’s Hospital

A sports team had a productive trip to the children’s hospital yesterday. Several players posted pictures of the exercise, which was carefully planned out by a half-dozen consultants ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Jack Nicholson Denies Clippers Fan Kid a Handshake

Shake the kid’s hand, next thing he’ll want is to have you read his screenplay. It’s a slippery slope.  Continue Reading →
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NBA Apologizes for Tonight’s Officiating Mistake(s)

The NBA released a statement this afternoon acknowledging the officiating problems in the games that will be played tonight.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Shaq Thinks a Pierogi is a Sausage, Remains Aggressively Stupid

It’s amazing how good the NBA on TNT show is considering that 1/4 of it is Shaq. Continue Reading →
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The 28 Stages of Fan Grief

1. Breaking things. Continue Reading →
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Paul Pierce Asks Jason Kidd to Let Him Guard Shane Battier

Brooklyn Nets forward Paul Pierce went into Jason Kidd’s office this morning and demanded that he be able to guard Heat forward Shane Battier for the remainder of the series. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Heat Beat the Brooklyn Nuts

Editors opens the paper this morning: “Ahhh, nuts.” Continue Reading →