Depressing Sixers’ Postgame Quotes from After Every Game of Their Historic Losing Streak

Loss #1: January 31st, 125-99 vs. Hawks “It was the poorest performance of our season tonight. The effort wasn’t there.” – head coach Brett Brown Loss #2: February ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Idiot “Jeopardy” Contestant Thinks Magic Johnson Played Hockey

I wish I was alive to have seen Magic Johnson lead Michigan State to a title in the Frozen Four. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Portland Trail Blazers Had the Most Depressing First Tweet Ever

I’m too depressed to find out what Greg Oden’s first Tweet was. - – - – - Also see …  PICTURE: Trail Blazers fans blew the Durant-Oden draft VIDEO: Blazers ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Cleveland Cavaliers Put “LABRON” James on the Scoreboard

Well, I guess they’re even now. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Sixers Even Suck at Getting Their Fans Free Big Macs

A love of cheesesteaks and Big Macs. The people of Philadelphia are healthy eaters. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: DeAndre Jordan Dunks on Teammate Blake Griffin’s Head

He’s just mistreating him because Griffin is a ginger. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Dwight Howard is Such a Good Teammate He Even Passes to Teammates on the Bench

Hey, Omer Asik was wide open. No way to criticize Dwight Howard here. Continue Reading →

Should You Retire from Sports Fandom?

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Phil Jackson Decides to End His Career a Depressing Failure

Former Chicago Bulls and Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson, who won a record 11 NBA titles as a coach and two more as a player, has reportedly decided to make the final chapter ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Pistons Mascot Scares Joakim Noah

And so ends the greatest moment of the season for the Detroit Pistons. Continue Reading →
Miami Heat's James pumps his fist after being fouled during the first half of his NBA basketball game against the Cavaliers in Cleveland

11 Greatest Ongoing Streaks in the NBA

959 - consecutive games (regular season and postseason) played by LeBron James that were completely over-analyzed by media and fans. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Social Services Must Rescue This Knicks Fetus Before It’s Too Late

Think of the children and give this baby to a loving, non-Knicks fan before it’s too late.  Continue Reading →

Great Moments in Personalized Fan Jerseys

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