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Depressing Sixers Postgame Quotes from After Every Loss of Their 2014-2015 Season

Loss #1 / Game #1 – October 29, 103-91 at Pacers Continue Reading →
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Flowchart: Is Your Take HOT?!

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10 Reasons the Cavaliers Should Trade LeBron

1. The Cavaliers just aren’t that good. They are a .500 team. You don’t stick with something that’s not working just because you don’t want to admit you got ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Brandon Knight Misses Game-Winning Breakaway Layup

If you could have any player in the NBA not take a game-winning shot, it would be Brandon Knight. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Jeremy Lin Unable to Describe How Bad the Lakers Are

Even the brightest Harvard minds can’t describe the failure that is the 2014-2015 Lakers. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: The Lakers are So Bad They Killed Jack Nicholson

Looks like that Jamie Foxx look-alike is next to be killed by the Lakers. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Behold the Excitement of Philadelphia 76ers Basketball

It’s good they’re focusing on the news and not the fact that their section of the arena is apparently duct-taped together. Continue Reading →
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Kobe Bryant Demands Trade to Kentucky Wildcats

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant formally requested a trade today with the team’s front office and made it clear that the Kentucky Wildcats are at the top of his list.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Carmelo Anthony Has a Stupid Hat

Anything to distract people from shooting 5-for-20, I guess. Continue Reading →
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Elias Takes Bureau: Cavaliers on Pace to Break the Single-Season Record for Takes

The Cleveland Cavaliers are just four games in to the 2014-2015 season, but the team is already shaping up to be an historic one. According to the Elias Takes Bureau, which tracks takes, ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Roy Hibbert and Popeye Jones See a Very Different Game

Maybe Popeye Jones just turned around after seeing that guy wearing an entire beach towel as a headband. That would explain the face. Continue Reading →
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Gordon Hayward Pens Handwritten Apology Letters to Cavs for Hitting Game-Winning Shot

Utah Jazz forward Gordon Hayward hit a game-winning, buzzer beater Wednesday night to send the Jazz to a victory over LeBron James and the star-studded Cleveland Cavaliers. But instead ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Watch Brandon Knight Make the Worst Play of the Young NBA Season

Sucks to Buck. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Watch Every NBA Player Flop at Once

Ashes, ashes, they all fall down. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Lance Stephenson, Now on the Hornets, is Back in a Big Way

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LeBron to Cavs Teammates Before Opener: “This is one of the biggest sporting spectacles in the history of sports”

LeBron apparently can only operate in massive douche mode in Cleveland. Continue Reading →
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Bulls Ecstatic Derrick Rose Hasn’t Missed Any Games Yet This Season

Members of the Chicago Bulls organization are downright giddy that star point guard Derrick Rose hasn’t missed a single game so far in the 2014-2015 NBA season. Rose has missed ... Continue Reading →
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LeBron: “It’s just now hitting me that I chose to play in Cleveland again”

LeBron James is set to officially begin his second stint in Cleveland, and the NBA superstar says that reality is only now starting to set in.  Continue Reading →