Hilarious Knicks Postgame Quotes from After Every Loss in Their 2014-2015 Season

Loss 1, Game 1 October 29, 2014 – 104-80 vs. Bulls “Embarrassed? No, I am not embarrassed. We will get better. I believe that. I know that.” - Carmelo Anthony Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Isiah Thomas in a Clear Mask is Terrifying

Not as terrifying as Isiah Thomas running a basketball team. But close. Continue Reading →

Best Part of Russell Westbrook’s Game is That He Can Hit His Free Throws, Says Your Dad

Russell Westbrook continued his historic run of amazing play Wednesday night, posting his fourth consecutive triple-double in a win over the Sixers, but it’s a stat that doesn’t ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Watch Otto Porter Play Horrific/No Defense on Tony Snell

To follow his man on defense, they may need to get him a tele … PORTER. [coughs] Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Glen Davis Videobombs Chris Paul Interview with His Big Baby Face

The big baby will stop doing these things when he matures. Continue Reading →

The NBA’s Top 9 Players Named “James”

1. James Harden Why he’s better than LeBron: James Harden’s team beat LeBron’s team on March 1, 2015. Also, Harden kicked LeBron in the crotch, which is the modern ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Alexey Shved Makes the Most Knicks Play of the Year

In a season full of Knicks plays, this was the most Knicks play. Congratulations, Alexey Shved! Continue Reading →

TNT’s “Inside the NBA” Schedules 3 PM Rehearsal to Practice Laughing at Shaq’s Jokes

“Inside the NBA” producers scheduled the team’s on-air talent to meet on-set today at 3:00 p.m. for their weekly practice of laughing at Shaquille O’Neal’s ... Continue Reading →

Red-Hot Cavs Gaining Confidence in That Guy Who Thinks He’s Their Coach

The Cleveland Cavaliers have gone 18-2 in the past six weeks to move from sub-.500 to the top of the Central Division. The hot streak has seen the Cavs grow increasingly comfortable ... Continue Reading →

Timberwolves Ask Kevin Garnett If He Can Buy Them Beer

The Minnesota Timberwolves welcomed former star Kevin Garnett back to the team this week, and he was immediately welcome with open arms by his teammates. Continue Reading →

Poll: What Body Part Has Derailed the Most Athlete Careers?

What body part has derailed the most athlete careers? Continue Reading →

Derrick Rose’s Knee Heals Itself After Being Berated by Tom Thibodeau

An MRI this morning confirmed that the torn meniscus in Derrick Rose’s right knee has grown back together after being screamed at late last night by head coach Tom Thibodeau for ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Rick Carlisle Gives Reporter Death Stare After Being Called on Not Answering a Question

First Rajon Rondo and now some random reporter guy. That’s lot of Rick Carlisle disrespect in one day. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: James Harden Makes Ricky Rubio Fall on the Ground with a Crossover

Imagine what James Harden would do to a defender of James Harden’s abilities. Yikes.  Continue Reading →

Nerlens Noel Asks Sixers What He Did to Deserve to be a Franchise Centerpiece

Sixers center Nerlens Noel met with general manager Sam Hinkie, team owner Josh Harris and other members of the front office yesterday to ask what he did to deserve to remain a member ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Reggie Jackson Pukes After Realizing He’s a Detroit Piston

The Bad Boys are now the Barf Boys. Continue Reading →

Report: Sixers Trade with Rio Grande Valley Vipers Pending Approval from League Office

A trade between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Rio Grande Valley Vipers is being held up pending approval from the NBA league office in Manhattan.  Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony Tasered by Security After Running Onto Court During NBA All-Star Game

A New York Knicks player was tackled and then tasered repeatedly by Barclays Center security personnel after running onto the court in uniform during Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game. Continue Reading →