The Miller Lite car gets towed off the track at Pocono after another DUI-related crash.

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Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Finishes Last After Misplacing His Keys

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s struggles continued yesterday when he couldn't find the keys to his NASCAR, which prompted a late start in the Brickyard 400 and a last-place finish. "Ah, ... Continue Reading →

In an unfortunate scheduling mistake, a team of confused gynecologists looks under Danica Patrick’s hood, while inside the garage her excited crew chi

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Danica Patrick speeds past pit row in her first stock car race.

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At long last, Dave Wannstedt’s mustache finds a place it feels comfortable.

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Last Place NASCAR Team Excited to Draft Highly-Touted Tire-Changer Guy

Marc Goossens may be set to finish this NASCAR season dead last in 69th place – some 6668 Nextel points behind circuit leader Jimmie Johnson – but the driver and his team ... Continue Reading →

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Not Dead

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., still the most popular driver in NASCAR more than a year after his death, is actually not dead, according to reports. "No, I am not dead," said Earnhardt, ... Continue Reading →

"Thanks for all of your help, Mo and Jack!"

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"My secret is out. I’m only eight inches tall."

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"Most amazing of all, Jimmie Johnson won the Sprint Cup not driving a Toyota, but with a piece of sh!t Chevy!"

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"I know. My hat is tastefully under-sponsored. It disgusts me, too. But the economy is tough right now."

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Jeremy Mayfield’s Meth-Powered Car Explodes

NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield barely escaped a massive fire that consumed his car today as he was practicing for this weekend’s Allstate 400 at the Brickyard in Indianapolis. ... Continue Reading →