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Nascar Fight! NASCAR FIGHT!

It's funny because it's not the NBA. If it was the NBA … EVERYONE FREAK OUT! Continue Reading →
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Joe Gibbs Says He Was “Queer for tight ends”

Nothing queer about it, Joe. Everyone like tight ends. Continue Reading →

What does Dale Earnhardt, Jr.’s first win since 2008 mean to you?

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NASCAR Scraps Plan to Use Referees After 12 Die in Debut Race

With the blood and tissues of the fallen still being washed off the Dover International Speedway track behind him, NASCAR president Brian France announced today that the circuit has ... Continue Reading →
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IndyCar Crowns Danica Patrick Indianapolis 500 Champion

It’s not safe making jokes at 225 mph. Continue Reading →
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A Reminder Why No One Likes Kurt Busch

That's no way to appeal to gentile Southerners. Continue Reading →
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Baby Doesn’t Want to Pray Before NASCAR Race

That baby does what we all want to do. What a cool baby. Continue Reading →
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The Official Kid of NASCAR

He got an actual car to run him over for that tire print mohawk. Continue Reading →
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The Most Pickup Truck Ever

Can’t make out all of the license plate. Which Southern state is it from. Continue Reading →
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NASCAR Cares Not for National Anthem Singer’s Hat

"Take that shit off your head" are the original opening lyrics to the national anthem. Continue Reading →
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New NASCAR Points Standings Formula to be Based Primarily on Driver Twitter Followers

The NASCAR circuit further engaged with social media today by making the number of followers a driver has on Twitter a major determining factor in the Sprint Cup points formula. "We ... Continue Reading →
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One of Her Crashes Must Have Damaged Her Ears and Brain

From @DanicaPatrick AKA race car driver Danica Patrick … Continue Reading →
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NASCAR to Investigate Why There Aren’t Awesome Explosions on Every Lap

NASCAR president Mike Helton promised a full and comprehensive study into the lack of "amazing, kick-ass explosions" on every lap of the circuit's races after a safety ... Continue Reading →
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How Juan Pablo Montoya Viewed the 2012 Daytona 500

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DanicaPatrickCantDrive.com is Somehow Available on GoDaddy.com

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Danica Patrick Definitely Needs Car Insurance

You see, she’s marketable because she’s mildly attractive and sometimes finishes races. Continue Reading →
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6 NASCAR Road Signs

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8 Great Moments in Sports Fan Back Hair

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