50 Cent Kisses Erin Andrews at the Daytona 500

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Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Johnson’s Daytona 500 Victory Expected to Grow the Sport Among Men

NASCAR officials hope the sport of stock car racing will gain huge visibility among men following Jimmie Johnson's victory Sunday in the Daytona 500. "I don't want ... Continue Reading →

Danica Patrick Motivated to Prove That Women Can Drive Cars

Danica Patrick will start from the pole position in Sunday's Daytona 500, motivated to become the first woman to win the prestigious race. "Women have always heard how we're ... Continue Reading →

NASCAR’s Brad Keselowski is the Worst Basketball Player and Athlete Ever

LeBron could probably be a good car driver. Continue Reading →

Drunk Brad Keselowski Wins NASCAR, Life

Benching a lot helps in auto racing. Didn't know that. Continue Reading →

Nascar Fight! NASCAR FIGHT!

It's funny because it's not the NBA. If it was the NBA … EVERYONE FREAK OUT! Continue Reading →

Joe Gibbs Says He Was “Queer for tight ends”

Nothing queer about it, Joe. Everyone like tight ends. Continue Reading →

What does Dale Earnhardt, Jr.’s first win since 2008 mean to you?

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NASCAR Scraps Plan to Use Referees After 12 Die in Debut Race

With the blood and tissues of the fallen still being washed off the Dover International Speedway track behind him, NASCAR president Brian France announced today that the circuit has ... Continue Reading →

IndyCar Crowns Danica Patrick Indianapolis 500 Champion

It’s not safe making jokes at 225 mph. Continue Reading →

A Reminder Why No One Likes Kurt Busch

That's no way to appeal to gentile Southerners. Continue Reading →

Baby Doesn’t Want to Pray Before NASCAR Race

That baby does what we all want to do. What a cool baby. Continue Reading →

The Official Kid of NASCAR

He got an actual car to run him over for that tire print mohawk. Continue Reading →