Take THAT, Lance Armstrong.
He's screwed if David Stern is leaving the NBA to take over motorcycle racing.
He who celebrates first often wins. But not always.
She should have driven around the ramp.
It's okay. The drive was a carney. They don't have souls.
They probably shouldn't stack tires right beside the race track.
Unfortunately, the condom melted upon being placed on the exhaust pipe.
Have to get rid of that dead weight. (Note: he didn't really die.)