They're hitting below the belt and nowhere else.
Picture This MMA Fighter Probably Lost
He either lost or he forgot to evolve past Cromagnon.
At least he has a strong chin.
That guy does not have a good concussion face.
Looks like Mike Tyson is an MMA fighter now.
He is the Bo Jackson of mixed martial arts.
Video MMA Fighter Wins, Pukes
He should have tried that move during the bout. (via Deadspin)
"I'm really happy with it," said Payne, manning his table at a Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts show last weekend in Vermont. "It's the same size as a real battle-axe, but has some of the finest needlework I've ever done."
Selling for $20, Payne says the battle-axe makes a perfect throw pillow or, "If you hit someone enough times with it, I'm sure their head would eventually come off. I used metal thread along the edge of the axe."
If this wasn't MMA, that's probably illegal.
Oh, man. I bet this weak, stupid baby crapped its pants.