Opinion Popular Candy and Their Sports Equivalents
You can’t go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn — if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can’t get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther’s Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.
Video UFC Open on FOX with Awkward Reciting of Names
Someone is going to get punched over this.
Video Al Harrington Fake KOs a Fake Reporter
Maybe the Nuggets will be fake good thie year.
Picture This MMA Fighter Probably Lost
He either lost or he forgot to evolve past Cromagnon.
