His adam's apple is not very good at defense.
Maybe he wasn't aware that kicking is allowed in MMA.
The Kick to the Face
Damn. Check out that long, shapely leg. So hot. And is that sexy red nail polish on her feet or your own blood? Hard to tell. Either way: hot. You know she'll give it to you all night long (if you don't start defending against it).
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The Right Cross
The hottest chicks make you feel dizzy and weak in the knees. And nothing makes you dizzier or more weak in the knees like a hard right cross to the chin. A girl who does this move can make you fall head over heels.
Believe it or not, it can hurt to get knocked out and have your face fall backwards onto a chain-link fence.
Where is his Tapout shirt? Not a true fan!
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He has humiliated the subjects of his kingdom.
That guy didn't know kicking was allowed, apparently.
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One anus can only fit one penis. Hardly a depot.
"You crazy, one-armed bastard" could be seen as a slur in certain contexts.