April 26, 2013

Video Gio Gonzalez (And Reporter) Get Gatorade Shower

She didn't get electrocuted, so that's good.

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Filed Under   MLB   media   Washington Nationals   Gio Gonzalez
From Ross Snow / April 25, 2013

News Nationals Place Stephen Strasburg on Strict Losses Limit

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Following Stephen Strasburg's fourth defeat in his first five starts, general manager Mike Rizzo and members of the Nationals' staff determined it would be in the best interest of Strasburg and the team itself to place a strict limit on the amount of losses the right hander will endure for the remainder of the season.

"We don't have a specific number in mind, but we're thinking somewhere between five and seven," stated Rizzo. "We feel like it's a fair number that allows us to be competitive without shortchanging the fans, Stephen, or ourselves."

"If we want a chance at the playoffs, we obviously need to keep Stephen healthy," he continued. "But more importantly, we need him to stop losing games."

Strasburg's four losses tie him for the league lead and place him just two shy of his career high set last season when he finished at 15-6, leading the Nationals to a 98-64 finish atop the NL East standings. Thus far through the 2013 season, the National are under .500 at 10-11, behind the Braves and Mets in third place.

"All these losses are starting to wear down and take their toll on our record, and obviously our record is very important to us," said manager Davey Johnson. "We care about it. We want it to be strong – not just now, but in the future. So, naturally, limiting the number of losses was the logical choice."

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April 23, 2013

Picture Massive Dumps at Orioles Game

You're on notice, Camden Yards janitors.

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Filed Under   MLB   Baltimore Orioles
April 23, 2013

Picture Andrew McCutchen Bobblehead Bobblehead GIF

Still smiling after five years on the Pirates. A truly amazing player.

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Filed Under   MLB   Pittsburgh Pirates   Andrew McCutchen
April 23, 2013

Video Padres Fan is the Best Baseball Player in San Diego

He could also play for the Chargers.

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April 20, 2013

Video David Ortiz for President

His city is awesomely crude.

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Filed Under   MLB   David Ortiz   Boston Red Sox
From Staff / April 20, 2013

News American Sports Fans to Resume Hating Boston Teams in 36 Hours

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Boston's sports teams were informed today that they will receive the support and cheers of America's sports fans for 36 more hours in the wake of the apprehension of the second suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing tragedy.

"We received word today that while the nation continues to support the people of Boston, sports fans will begin hating the Red Sox again very soon," said a Red Sox front office source. "While I wish that wasn't the case, I completely understand it. I mean, I supported New York after 9/11 and felt great compassion and heartbreak for everyone there, but I still loved it when they lost the 2001 World Series. The people of New York and what New York City represents is not the same as the Yankees baseball team. Screw the Yankees, right?"

Had the chase for the remaining suspect stretched on for several more days, Boston's teams would likely have received near-unanimous support well into next week, but Friday night's speedy resolution means that support will dissipate over the weekend.

"It's not surprising, especially with the playoffs starting," said Celtics head coach Doc Rivers. "Right or wrong, people move on. Although the one thing we might have going for us is that we're playing the Knicks. A lot of fans hate them, too. We might be the least disagreeable option. At least for a series."

Patriots owner Robert Kraft says he has learned the Patriots were never viewed in a sympathetic light.

"Unlike the other three teams, we are not in season," said Kraft. "So no one ever felt the need to stop hating us. We remain universally loathed outside of New England. It's been business as usual around here."

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April 18, 2013

Picture The Giants Bullpen Smells of Noxious Gas

How could this happen? They both look so slim. They must eat healthy diets.

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Filed Under   MLB   San Francisco Giants

Poll Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs?

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April 17, 2013

Opinion 3-Step Guide on How Athletes Can Become One of the Biggest Stars in Their Sport!

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