March 6, 2013

Opinion Sometimes Wheaties is Flexible with Its "Breakfast of Champions" Slogan

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March 6, 2013

Opinion Honest World Baseball Classic Promotional Slogans

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Filed Under   MLB   World Baseball Classic
March 05, 2013

Video World Baseball Classic Runner Steals Second, Gets Caught Stealing First

Chinese baseball is everything you think it might be.

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Filed Under   MLB   World Baseball Classic
March 03, 2013

Picture Long Last Names Don't Work on Cuba's World Baseball Classic Jersey

Let's just call him "Bar."

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Filed Under   MLB
March 1, 2013

News New Red Sox Manager Bans Players from Working at Home

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Boston's John Farrell has decided to ban his players from working from home, the new Red Sox manager announced today.

"It's just the right decision for our particular organization right now," said Farrell. "It's not meant to make a broad statement. It's only about us. The Red Sox."

Farrell made his decision in light of the perception in recent seasons that Boston's players have been resting on their laurels instead of working to improve and win. Many showed up for only portions of fielding drills and batting practice, or stayed at home entirely and insisted they practiced there. Others, including former starter Josh Beckett, repeatedly requested to pitch in games from home or while on the golf course or while at a restaurant or bar.

"Things just go too relaxed around here," said Farrell. "I think we can improve if we all get on the same page for a little while and at least show up at the same field together and work side by side. If the players show they can be responsible and we do what we need to do, I will consider loosening the policy."

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Filed Under   MLB   Boston Red Sox   John Farrell
February 27, 2013

Video Miguel Cabrera and Adam Jones Cover Rihanna's "Diamonds"

Cabrera is built more like Adele, but whatever.

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February 27, 2013

News Marlins Break Their Bat

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The Miami Marlins have cancelled all practices and games after the team's bat broke yesterday during a spring training exhibition against the Mets.

Miami's Giancarlo Stanton fouled off a pitch in on the hands in the fourth inning, shattering the bat and forcing the team to complete the game using just the handle. Following the game, the team decided it would cease all operations until they can get a new bat — or a used, but intact bat, as was the case with the team's previous model.

"All we can do right now is wait and hope for the best," said manager Mike Redmond. "I've put in a request to Mr. Loria for a new bat. We'll see what happens."

It's unlikely Redmond's request was met positively by Jeffrey Loria, the team owner. Wooden baseball bats, even used ones, cost in the tens of dollars. This fact is why Loria gave the team explicit instructions on the first day of spring training not to break the bat. "This is the only one you're getting all season," he reportedly told the team. "You need to learn how to respect property. Money doesn't grow on trees."

During that same address, Loria informed his players they would be getting paid this season in leaves.

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Filed Under   MLB   Miami Marlins
February 27, 2013

Opinion Negative Yelp Reviews of Stadiums and Arenas are AWESOME

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   NHL
February 26, 2013

Picture Sports Gambling Map is Exactly as You'd Predict

Even in an anonymous poll, Utah residents are morally upright.

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   NCAAB   NHL