March 11, 2013

Video Hooters Ball Girl is Not in Regular Season Form

This is going to hurt the reputation of blonde Hooters waitresses.

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March 11, 2013

Picture 58 Year-Old Al Roker Looks Like a Toddler in a Yankees Uniform

Let's hope he didn't shart the pants.

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Filed Under   MLB   media   new york yankees
March 07, 2013

Toplist The Least Powerful People in Sports

The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can't be powerful if there aren't nearby powerless to crush. It's time to determine the most powerless figure in sports.

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   NCAAB   NHL
March 7, 2013

News Aging, Injury-Riddled Yankees Possibly on the Cusp of the Most Awesome Yankees Season in Years

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The New York Yankees' already suspect roster is losing player after player to injury in spring training, meaning the team will be forced to open the regular season with a greatly depleted lineup. If the team falls too far behind in April and May, it will have no chance of getting back into the race even when aging stars Mark Teixeira, Curtis Granderson and Alex Rodriguez return.

"Holy crap. This could be awesome," said one baseball fan. "Can you imagine if the Yankees go, like, 72-90? I mean, I really think it's possible this year. They could really blow. Is 100 losses too crazy? Would that be the greatest thing ever? I think it might be the greatest thing ever."

Even with three high-priced position players missing significant time this season, the Yankees will still field a team with many big-name players. But most, if not all of those players, are well past their prime and the American League East will be competitive from top to bottom.

"I hate the Yankees so much and am so sick of hearing about them," said an American. "They're on TV constantly. But if they totally suck, I will probably watch all of their games and enjoy every second of them getting drubbed night after night."

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Filed Under   MLB   new york yankees
March 6, 2013

Opinion Sometimes Wheaties is Flexible with Its "Breakfast of Champions" Slogan

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March 6, 2013

Opinion Honest World Baseball Classic Promotional Slogans

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Filed Under   MLB   World Baseball Classic
March 05, 2013

Video World Baseball Classic Runner Steals Second, Gets Caught Stealing First

Chinese baseball is everything you think it might be.

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Filed Under   MLB   World Baseball Classic
March 03, 2013

Picture Long Last Names Don't Work on Cuba's World Baseball Classic Jersey

Let's just call him "Bar."

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March 1, 2013

News New Red Sox Manager Bans Players from Working at Home

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Boston's John Farrell has decided to ban his players from working from home, the new Red Sox manager announced today.

"It's just the right decision for our particular organization right now," said Farrell. "It's not meant to make a broad statement. It's only about us. The Red Sox."

Farrell made his decision in light of the perception in recent seasons that Boston's players have been resting on their laurels instead of working to improve and win. Many showed up for only portions of fielding drills and batting practice, or stayed at home entirely and insisted they practiced there. Others, including former starter Josh Beckett, repeatedly requested to pitch in games from home or while on the golf course or while at a restaurant or bar.

"Things just go too relaxed around here," said Farrell. "I think we can improve if we all get on the same page for a little while and at least show up at the same field together and work side by side. If the players show they can be responsible and we do what we need to do, I will consider loosening the policy."

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Filed Under   MLB   Boston Red Sox   John Farrell