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Guy in Charge of Mowing Patterns into Petco Outfield Getting a Bit Avant Garde

Across baseball, groundskeepers mow patterns into the outfield grass. Most are in the shapes team logos, stars or a local landmark. But what started as a game of one-upsmanship among ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Brandon McCarthy, New Yankee, Isn’t a Big A-Rod Fan

MRSA, obviously.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: KKK Night at the White Sox Game

We’re not hateful racists, we just got free white ponchos. Sure. Suuuuuurrrre. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Gyrating Marlins Kid is Now Dancing with an Old Man

So this is what it’s come to, eh, Marlins? Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: David Ortiz Takes Walk Before Ball Four Even Arrives

When you’re late into your career, you don’t have time to wait around for actual ball four. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Yeah Jeets Banner at Yankees Game

No doubt just one of his conquests showing appreciation for his career. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Umpire Joe West Gets Drilled by Foul Ball, Flexes

Joe West is like baseball’s significantly pudgier version of Ed Hochuli. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Fan Cam Kid is Awesome

Ritalin is a hell of a drug. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Matt Joyce Hits a Ball Right Back Into the Pitching Machine

Looks like the pitching machine coach guy is no longer needed. Pack up your office, fella. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Texas Rangers Fans Are Too Dumb to Do the Wave Without Injuring Themselves

It’s probably because every time a Texas resident stands up, a gun falls out of their pocket. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Greatest Royals Fans Say “Strike ‘Em Out Right Meow”

Every sports fan should have a kitty cat Spandex onesie. Continue Reading →

Steve Abstaining from Sex During Fantasy Season Again

Your friend Steve is abstaining from sex for yet another fantasy sports season, keeping up a tradition of his that dates back years. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Carlos Gomez Falls Down the Dugout Steps

Those steps clearly care about baseball’s unwritten rules. Continue Reading →