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VIDEO: Fan Cam Kid is Awesome

Ritalin is a hell of a drug. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Matt Joyce Hits a Ball Right Back Into the Pitching Machine

Looks like the pitching machine coach guy is no longer needed. Pack up your office, fella. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Texas Rangers Fans Are Too Dumb to Do the Wave Without Injuring Themselves

It’s probably because every time a Texas resident stands up, a gun falls out of their pocket. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Greatest Royals Fans Say “Strike ‘Em Out Right Meow”

Every sports fan should have a kitty cat Spandex onesie. Continue Reading →

Steve Abstaining from Sex During Fantasy Season Again

Your friend Steve is abstaining from sex for yet another fantasy sports season, keeping up a tradition of his that dates back years. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Carlos Gomez Falls Down the Dugout Steps

Those steps clearly care about baseball’s unwritten rules. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: The Cubs Scoreboard Operator Fell Asleep Because Cubs

It’s hard to find a new Most Cubs Thing Ever, but this is right up there. Continue Reading →

Team Management Somehow Unaware That Promoting Top Prospect Will Instantly Make Team Awesome

Despite repeated demands from fans on social media and talk radio, as well as many local columnists and radio hosts, the management of multiple Major League Baseball teams is somehow ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: If 50 Cent Pitched to Bartolo Colon

So much Mets happening here.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: RoboCop Has a Lousy Throwing Motion

Criminals are going to crush RoboCop’s pathetic pitching. – – – – – Also see …  VIDEO: 50 Cent pitching to Bartolo Colon VIDEO: Japanese ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: There is a Doug Fister / Barelyknowher Shirsey Combo

Who is that Werth idiot? Go away, lady! Your shirsey is without euphemism and is therefore worthless. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Japanese League Pitcher Throws Mile High Eephus Pitch

That was a strike. That umpire clearly didn’t take Eephus Class at Umpire School. Continue Reading →
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Struggling Minor League Pitcher Sent Down to Work as Mechanic

Andrew Brown, a starting pitcher for the Colorado Rockies single A affiliate Asheville Tourists, has been sent down to work as a mechanic, following the 24 year olds constant struggles ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Scouting Report on Derek Jeter Slightly Complimentary

Too bad they ran out of space before they mentioned how he healed lepers.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Billy Butler Grounds Out to Jose Bautista in Right Field

“Billy with a base hit to right … nevermind.” Continue Reading →
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Flowchart: Will You Have to Get Tommy John Surgery?

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Magic Johnson’s 10 Greatest Pieces of Sports Twitter Analysis

1. If Westbrook & Durant continue to play like this OKC will win the series. — Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) May 28, 2014 Analysis: If a team’s two great players ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: 50 Cent Throws Worst First Pitch Ever

You can find him in da club. But he should be practicing on da mound. Continue Reading →