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10 Ways Derek Jeter is Very Similar to Jesus Christ

1. Jesus Christ was born in humble surroundings. Derek Jeter was born in New Jersey.  Continue Reading →
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The 10 Greatest Derek Jeter Moments, Recreated by Your Imagination

#10 – First Major League Hit May 30, 1995 | vs. Seattle Mariners in the Kingdome Imagine Derek Jeter’s 9th Greatest Career Moment! —> Also see … Derek Jeter’s ... Continue Reading →
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20 Ways the World Was Very Different the Last Time the Pittsburgh Pirates Missed the Playoffs

The Pittsburgh Pirates are a postseason regular. But years ago, way back in 2012, this franchise was one of the worst in sports. How much in the world has changed since then? Let’s ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Braves Fan Captures Braves Season by Taking a Foul Ball to the Face

He’s still better at baseball than B.J. Upton. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Cubs Fan Loses Wedding Ring While Catching HR Ball

From joy quickly to sorrow. This is a microcosm of the start and quick end of every Cubs season. Continue Reading →
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Orioles Turn Down Derek Jeter’s Request for the AL East Title as a Retirement Gift

The Baltimore Orioles clinched their first American League East crown since 1997 on Tuesday night, an accomplishment many are calling an egregious slap in the face to retiring Yankees ... Continue Reading →
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All Athletic Children to be Incarcerated as Part of Long-Term Crime Prevention Program

In an wide-ranging agreement between the Justice Department, FBI, state police in all 50 states and municipal police forces throughout the United States, all American children with ... Continue Reading →
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Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Dodgers Make All the Errors on One Play

Life will not be complete until Magic Johnson weighs in on this play: “We couldn’t throw or catch the ball which in baseball is called errors.” Continue Reading →
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Kansas City Royals Bandwagon Fan Application

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Tigers Pitcher Justin Verlander Confirms He Had Lots of Sex with Supermodel Kate Upton

Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Justin Verlander today confirmed that photos that hit the Internet last weekend showing him and supermodel Kate Upton in various states of undress are ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Yankees Catcher Francisco Cervelli Takes a Pitch to the Crotch

We’re lucky Jeter never took a ball to the crotch. His crotch is a national treasure. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Astros First Pitch Girl Spikes Pitch Into the Ground

Don’t worry, Astros fans. The team has much better first pitch talent coming up through the minors. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Yankees Fan Portrays Derek Jeter as the Mona Lisa

It’s accurate because a painting hanging on a wall has as much range as Derek Jeter. (First-ballot Hall of Famer ZING!) Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: South Korean Player Has the Worst Slide Home Ever

He’ll never be good enough to make the South Korea Little League team. Continue Reading →
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“The Simpsons” and Their Sports Equivalents

Bart Simpson = O.J. Simpson Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bob Costas Throws Crappy First Pitch

How crappy was Bob Costas’ first pitch? If he got it in his eyes, he’d get pink eye again. (zing) Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Miss Texas Throws New Worst First Pitch Ever

See should hook up with 50 Cent to conceive the worst pitcher ever. – – – – – Also see … VIDEO: If 50 Cent pitched to Bartolo Colon SP’s MLB ... Continue Reading →