10 Slogans for the 2014 MLB Playoffs

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Depressed Billy Beane Drinks a Case of Beer with the Most Efficient Alcohol-to-Cost Ratio

Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane took his team’s latest postseason elimination hard, pounding bottles of Dogfish Head World Wide Stout into the wee hours to drown ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Royals Fan Sound Asleep After Royals Win Wildcard Playoff Game

This was boring to him. He saw all of this decades ago. Continue Reading →

The 17 Funniest Photos from the 2014 MLB Regular Season

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MLB Honors Paul Konerko’s Career by Mailing Him a $20 Amazon Gift Card

While Derek Jeter’s final games got most of the publicity in the last week of the regular season, another longtime veteran with impressive career numbers and a World Series title ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Mariners Reliever Tom Wilhelmsen Dancing Like a Giant Reliever Would

That is a sexy reliever. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Phillies Fans Hilariously Mock Craig Kimbrel’s Stupid Mound Stance

The fact that this hasn’t been done before should give great shame to all baseball fans. Continue Reading →

Derek Jeter Thanks the Fans and Media for All the Years of Taking Sports Way Too Seriously

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter expressed gratitude for all the support he has received over the years after his final game at Yankees Stadium on Thursday night.  Continue Reading →

10 Ways Derek Jeter is Very Similar to Jesus Christ

1. Jesus Christ was born in humble surroundings. Derek Jeter was born in New Jersey.  Continue Reading →

The 10 Greatest Derek Jeter Moments, Recreated by Your Imagination

#10 – First Major League Hit May 30, 1995 | vs. Seattle Mariners in the Kingdome Imagine Derek Jeter’s 9th Greatest Career Moment! —> Also see … Derek Jeter’s ... Continue Reading →

20 Ways the World Was Very Different the Last Time the Pittsburgh Pirates Missed the Playoffs

The Pittsburgh Pirates are a postseason regular. But years ago, way back in 2012, this franchise was one of the worst in sports. How much in the world has changed since then? Let’s ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Braves Fan Captures Braves Season by Taking a Foul Ball to the Face

He’s still better at baseball than B.J. Upton. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Cubs Fan Loses Wedding Ring While Catching HR Ball

From joy quickly to sorrow. This is a microcosm of the start and quick end of every Cubs season. Continue Reading →

Orioles Turn Down Derek Jeter’s Request for the AL East Title as a Retirement Gift

The Baltimore Orioles clinched their first American League East crown since 1997 on Tuesday night, an accomplishment many are calling an egregious slap in the face to retiring Yankees ... Continue Reading →

All Athletic Children to be Incarcerated as Part of Long-Term Crime Prevention Program

In an wide-ranging agreement between the Justice Department, FBI, state police in all 50 states and municipal police forces throughout the United States, all American children with ... Continue Reading →

Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Dodgers Make All the Errors on One Play

Life will not be complete until Magic Johnson weighs in on this play: “We couldn’t throw or catch the ball which in baseball is called errors.” Continue Reading →

Kansas City Royals Bandwagon Fan Application

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