Video Astros Snow Cone Vendor Takes a No. 2 with His Snow Cones
The Astros have been taking a No. 2 for years now, so no big deal.
Opinion The 7 People in Every Fantasy Baseball League
#1 – The Loyal Fan
Description: His loyalty to his favorite team is unmatched. In fact, he's willing to pay 75 bucks for a fantasy baseball league, and guarantee that he loses it, just so he can have as many of his favorite players as possible. While you're spending your 10th round pick on a team's No. 2 starter or starting second baseman, he's already taking his team's utility infielder, because one time he "saw him at a charity golf event" and he was "really nice."
Team name: The Milwaukee Brewers.
#2 – The Guy Who Plays for the First Four Months, Then Stops
Description: This guy was the most excited to play this season. He'd call you during the winter meetings, discuss potential sleepers, and was the first to arrive for the draft. H'es one of the most active guys on the waiver wire and trading block for the first few months, but then, after his ace is placed on the DL or "work picks up" (lie), he just up and goes AWOL. He doesn't return your trade offers, and drifts slowly back in the standings. When you see him after the season and ask what happened, he'll say something like "Oh sorry for having a life." He is a jerk, but you need a 12th, so he'll be back next season.
Team name: A funny joke that was only relevant in April and got progressively lamer during the season.
Video Troy Tulowitzki Congratulates Rafael Betancourt's Crotch
The balls don't get congratulated enough in baseball.
Opinion More Hilariously Negative Yelp Reviews of Stadiums, Arenas and Golf Courses
Marlins Park
Video Cubs Fan Dumps Beer on Her Husband
Her husband would deserve that if he played for the Cubs.
Picture The Astros GIF to End All Astros GIFs
It is the Astros GIF that defined a generation.
