Now imagine how excited he'd be if he won a real sport.
Video Everything is Possible
Sometimes Internet videos don't go wrong. Here are some excerpts from the only 30 times that's happened.
No wonder Sgt. Slaughter wouldn't recruit him.
Video Rollerblading Fence Flop
Don't panic folks, we DID get it on video.
Picture Heads up!
also, think fast!
Picture Pickle Juice Sport Drink
I don't whether I should vomit or vomit.
Picture Optical Illusion Statue Jumpshot
The ol' statue of liberty play.
Picture The 90s In One Photograph
It's a 'Big Dog' T shirt away from being perfect
Picture Superfan In Cheerleader Outfit
I'm a superfan, and I don't care who knows it!
Video Treadmill Stunts
Sometimes, you know there's going to be trouble as soon as you see the thumbnail.