August 22, 2011
Video Home Plate Slide of Death
That pitcher slide is the best argument for the DH yet.
August 03, 2011
Video Stubby Clapp Ejects a Minor League Manager
It's just fun to write "Stubby Clapp" again.
August 01, 2011
Video Minor League Baseball Team Performs Backstreet Boys
Damn. The Everett AquaSox probably pull all the honies in Everett, Washington.
July 27, 2011
Video Kid Kicks Mascot in His Cartoonish Nuts
That mascot will never be able to impregnante a she-mascot now.
July 19, 2011
Video Minor League Play-By-Play Guy Quits on the Air
Well, he's never going to get another job with a terrible organization.
July 06, 2011
Video Man Shot by Cannon for a Home Run at Minor League Game
Forget mom and applie pie. There's nothing more American than baseball and large weapons.
May 29, 2011
Video Here's Today's 3-2-6-1-5-3-4-6-8 Double Play
Hey. That's my social security number, jerks.
May 19, 2011
Video Fat Fan Chicken Dance at a Minor League Baseball Game
Yum. That fat chicken would fry up real nice.
