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Harrisburg Senators’ Perfect Promotional Email for Stephen Strasburg

Maybe people would go to Nationals games if they got some cowboy monkeys. Continue Reading →
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Triple Play Off Centerfielder’s Head

He's a lucky baseball player, but he'd be a great soccer player. Continue Reading →
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Home Plate Slide of Death

That pitcher slide is the best argument for the DH yet. Continue Reading →
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"I Love Lucy" Baseball Jerseys

It’s a desperate attempt to acquire a Cuban. Continue Reading →
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Stubby Clapp Ejects a Minor League Manager

It's just fun to write "Stubby Clapp" again. Continue Reading →
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Minor League Baseball Team Performs Backstreet Boys

Damn. The Everett AquaSox probably pull all the honies in Everett, Washington. Continue Reading →
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Kid Kicks Mascot in His Cartoonish Nuts

That mascot will never be able to impregnante a she-mascot now. Continue Reading →
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Anatomically-Correct Baseball Jerseys

I fear the game pants will be X-rated. Continue Reading →
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Minor League Play-By-Play Guy Quits on the Air

Well, he's never going to get another job with a terrible organization. Continue Reading →
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Man Shot by Cannon for a Home Run at Minor League Game

Forget mom and applie pie. There's nothing more American than baseball and large weapons. Continue Reading →
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Here’s Today’s 3-2-6-1-5-3-4-6-8 Double Play

Hey. That's my social security number, jerks. Continue Reading →
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Fat Fan Chicken Dance at a Minor League Baseball Game

Yum. That fat chicken would fry up real nice. Continue Reading →