SportsPickle - Filed Under "Minnesota Twins"

Royals Fan Does Not Think Much of the Twins

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:51:08 -0400

Those Midwesterners are very crude people.

Joe Mauer Back Hair Jersey

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:01:23 -0400

That doesn't appear to be officially licensed by MLB.

Target Field Security Lady Has a Very Strong Grip

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 18:51:48 -0400

She is Jeff Van Gundy's little sister.

No One Knows Jeff Manship's Name

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 23:11:54 -0400

Man and Ship are pretty obscure words.

Guy's Obituary Expresses Dislike for Joe Mauer

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:55:27 -0400

My obituary will list all of my fantasy sports titles.

Maine and Rhode Island Hate Jim Thome

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 01:00:04 -0400

Those elitist New Englanders think "country strong" is cheating.

Boring Jim Thome Hits 600 Home Runs Without the Attention of Any Steroid Scandals

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:45:30 -0400

Minnesota Twins slugger Jim Thome has become just the eighth player in baseball history to hit 600 home runs. Yet many Americans don't know his name and wouldn't recognize his face, as his Q-rating was never boo...

Twins Fan Forced to Resort to Dick

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 13:50:22 -0400

They're very open with prostitution in the Upper Midwest.

The Joe Mauer Backhair Jersey

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:35:21 -0400

I don't think that's officially licensed by MLB.

The Twins are Even Worse at Acting Than They are at Baseball

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 12:14:35 -0400

Joe Mauer got hurt during the first take.