If it's in the real news, that means Urlacher really retired with the Packers! OMG!
He's a wannabe Adrian Peterson.
That fan learned the fine art of photobombing from Aaron Rodgers.
College is over, guy. Time to get a little classier.
Picture Brett Favre Vikings Leg Lamp
Maybe the lamp will try to play in the NFL this year. It would be as effective as Brett Favre.
From @ChrisWarcraft AKA Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe
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No man deserves to be mistaken for Kyle Boller. No man.
This won't be your last football-related cry, little girl.
The move saddened Vikings fans, but most said they were not surprised or angry at Peterson for his decision.
"He is one of the best players in the game," said one Vikings season ticket holder. "For years he has patiently waited to have a good team built for him and it hasn't happened. In fact, things have gotten worse. He didn't really have another option."
Peterson isn't sure what he'll do yet in Los Angeles.
"I may start my own NFL team here, I may join a flag football team, who knows," he said. "At the very least, I'll stop losing every week and I may be able to surround myself with some people who have half my talent for a change."
It's a great idea until the Vikings fumble the mascot.