Twins Fan Forced to Resort to Dick

They’re very open with prostitution in the Upper Midwest. Continue Reading →

The Joe Mauer Backhair Jersey

I don’t think that’s officially licensed by MLB. Continue Reading →

The Twins are Even Worse at Acting Than They are at Baseball

Joe Mauer got hurt during the first take. Continue Reading →

Carl Pavano Beats Bench to Death

It was like this every day when he was on the Yankees. Continue Reading →

Justin Morneau is an All-Star at Handshakes

He's friendlier than other players because he's Canadian. (via GLBLWRMER) Continue Reading →

Bert Blyleven Will Not Go Into the Hall of Fame of Live Television

No Hall of Famer has cursed like this since Ty Cobb. Continue Reading →

Does the Minnesota Twins’ Bear Mascot Sh*t in the Woods?

Yes. Apparently. Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Who Should You Root For in the MLB Playoffs?

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During a rain delay a Target Field, a Twins fan gets excited thinking about how wet his girlfriend is.

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Minnesota Twins: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team as the 2010 season opens. Today:Minnesota Twins (2009: 87-76, AL Central champion). Continue Reading →

Chip Caray Calls ALDS a Three-Game Sweep for Twins Over Yankees

TBS play-by-play announcer Chip Caray made his most memorable — and confusing — call of the postseason Sunday night, declaring that the Minnesota Twins had advanced to the ... Continue Reading →

Members of the Minnesota Twins celebrate Brett Favre’s dramatic victory over the Green Bay Packers.

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1 Day To MLB Playoffs: Minnesota Twins

There is only one day until the start of the MLB playoffs and SportsPickle is previewing each playoff team. Today: Minnesota Twins. Continue Reading →